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I think you want to know more about us What were like what makes us tick, whats our favorite music, and all the good stuff
..... Heyyyyyyyyyo About us....
President of The Doorstop Nation Joe Laracuente
"Doctor of doorstopolgy" from University California Berkeley....
Coined the phrase Ba-Steriod......
The infamous person behind the Scott Hall/CM Punk prank phone calls.....
Owner/CEO of doorstopnation.com .....
Why were you given your particular name? Joseph Laracuente
How many brothers and sisters do you have? 1
What is your favorite things to do? Watch Sports, fish and watch TV
What is your favorite food? Burgers fries and cherry pies
What is your favorite book? Wrestlecrap book of lists
What is your favorite candy bar? Nestle Crunch with caramel
What is your favorite cookie? I dunno any kind
What is your favorite sport? NFL
What is your favorite kind of music? old school country music
What is your favorite song? I have many
What do you want to be when you grow up? Radio Talk show host/ NASCAR driver
How many kids do you want when you get married? 2
What is your favorite NASCAR tracks? Talladega and Martinsville
What is your favorite place to eat? Taco Bell
What place would you like to visit? Talladega
What is your favorite thing about yourself? Never quit
Do you like to sing? Yes lol
Do you like to dance? NO
Do you like to play a musical instrument? NO
What musical instruments can you play? NONE!
What is your favorite type of art? Art? maybe Art Frohoff.....
Have you ever seen a broadway musical? Do you like theater? No and NO
Do you like building things? YES Doorstops!
What would you like to learn about cars? Yes I would I love them
What would you like to teach others about? 90% of what I do is a work
What are three adjectives which describe you? good good and good
How would your friend describe you to someone who has never seen you? This kid is weird
In five years, what kind of person will you be? Radio talk show host
In ten years, what kind of person will you be? NASCAR driver
What do you want to be doing in five years? Radio talk show
What do you want to be doing in ten years? NASCAR
What are your favorite subjects in school? Woodworking, Gym and Study Hall
When you have an hour of free time, what do you like to do? Internet
What is the strangest thing you ever did? Met Japoss2000
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In the Interest of adding something that might be mildly entertaining to the vast wilderness that is FaceFuck (I copied and pasted this from facebook - Joe Laracuente), I have decided to post one of these lame-ass girly quizzes...
1. Do you like blue cheese?- No.
2. Have you ever been drunk? -Have I ever been sober?
3. Do you own a gun? - Several. Why are the gun & alcohol questions so close to each other on this thing?
4. What flavour of Kool Aid was your favorite?- Blue cheese.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? - No, because I usually drink before them to calm my nerves ...makes liver test results tricky tho'
6. What do you think of hot dogs? - If it werent for the fact that we are culturally conditioned to think otherwise, we would not even consider them food.
7. Favourite Christmas movie? - "Facials-Part II"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - I prefer to drink in the sweet air of somnolence.
9. Can you do push ups? - Why would I want to?
10. What's your favourite piece of jewelry? - I have an Egyptian ring that sparkles before I speak.
11. Favourite hobby?- Anything that takes place in a bed.
12. Do you have A.D.D.? - Yes, A Drinking Disorder.
13. What's your favourite shoe? - It sure aint the one in the funny pages!
14. Middle name?- Antonius
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?- "Fuck I cant think of anything" "Immo open another tab on IE for porn" "OOOOh Is that 'Kojak'!?"
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? - Booze, Yoo Hoo, & the bitter medicine of life.
17. Current worry? - All this is still gonna be real when I wake up.
18. Current DISLIKE right now?- Anything more having to do with that Cambridge police shit. ENOUGH ABOUT IT!!!!!!
20. How did you bring in the New Year? -Drunk
21. Where would you like to go? - Funkytown. Wont you take me?
22. Name three people who will complete this? - I dont know...but I DO know that they will be three more sad people with nothing else to do.
23. Do you own slippers? - Not unless you mean banana peels, in which case ive got a couple of black ones.
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?- Black with a picture of Black Sabbath on it.
25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? - I like anything kinky.
26. Can you whistle? - Yes.
27. Favorite color?- Red Sovine.
28. Would you be a pirate?- If it means I get to carry a gun & a cutlass & I get to abduct women! ...actually, im very interested in the hat & boots too.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?- the melliflous strains of mutual orgasm
30. Favorite Girl's Name? - Mary
31. Favorite boy's name? - Joseph
32. What's in your pocket right now? - A kinfe, a flashlight, a chain walllet, $3.28, a shell casing from a .38, A folded up map of "Funspot" with jokes scribbled on it, a piece of paper that reads "pick up perscription", a recipt from autozone for a bottle of dry gas, 2 elastics, half a stick of gum that was in the change pocket, and a fortune from a cookie which I kept 'cus the other side tells you how to say "yam" in Chinese.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? - Last night's episode of "The Great Gildersleeve"
34. Best bed sheets as a child?- The dry ones.
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?- Near death experience while watching "the Flintstones"
36. Do you love where you live?- How can I? I hate the earth & everything in it.
38. Who is your loudest friend? - JASON CHAMBERLAIN!
39. How many dogs do you have? - One, but it has three heads. I got him from a shelter in Hades.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? - If you do...WRITE ME!
41. What is your favourite book? - Thucydides "History of the Peloponnesian War"
42. What is your favourite candy? - Jawbreaker.
43. Favorite Sports Team?- I support two teams; the Boston Red Sox & whatever team wont get me beat up when im in a bar in New York.
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? - "Bringing Sexy Back"
Dylan Fetish
About Dylan Fetish: Adult Film Star....... in a band called "The waiting room" ........
More pics of Dylan: CLICK ON THE PICTURE OF DYLAN
Hometown: Maine
Dylan Trivia
Dylan once went to Las Vegas for a "Waiting Room" gig..... Dylan is not allowed to visit the country of Hungary...Favorite movies: PoRn on the cob, Killer clwons from outer space and Trick or Treat
10 Questions with Dylan Fetish
Joe Laracuente: "How are you tonight/this morning?"
Dylan Fetish: "Pretty good, I guess, uh yeah?"
Joe: "OK, Dylan You like Primus?"
Dylan: "Yeah there pretty good, you wanna a coke?"
Joe: "What do you think of the Cardnials this year?"
Dylan: "There allright, I guess made some moves."
Joe: "Now tell us about your band."
Dylan: "Yeah I'm in a band called the waiting room were pretty good I guess.."
Joe: "You like lintos?"
Dylan: "Ayuh....coke??"
Joe: "How was Bon-a-roo last year?"
Dylan: "Ayuh it's was pretty good, I guess I dunno."
Joe: "Whats your Favorite TV show?"
Dylan: "South Park. Did you watch south park last week?"
Joe: "No I did not, who is your favorite wrestler?"
Dylan: "Bret Hart...Coke? Sprite?."
Joe: "If you could get any girl who would it be?"
Dylan: "Ayuh, I think it would be Devon or Jenna Haze did you see Jenna in the school girl outfit?"
Joe: "No, but I do like Jenna Haze, how many CD's do you have?"
Dylan: "About four thousand, you want some porn?"
Frank
About Frank: Frank is host of Weymouth After Dark....Frank has been to Europe 8 times....
Hometown: Boston, MA
Frank Trivia: Frank like lots of syrup on his pancakes, Frank hates Degeration X Frank enjoys playing 8 bit nintendo...
10 Questions with Frank
Joe Laracuente: "How are you this morning?"
Frank: "I'm pretty good, Joe and you?"
Joe: "I'm pretty good, so I heard you like Kamala is this true?"
Frank: "Yes he is my favorite wrestler of all time!"
Joe: "Whats your favorite movie?"
Frank: "A Hard Days night."
Joe: "What about Purple Rain?"
Frank: "No, Thats The other Joe's favorite movie."
Joe: "I thought The Godfather was? I heard you and Joe and The whole gang went to wal-mart and set up chairs and watched movies there."
Frank: "Yeah, haha I done that thankfully I'm now dating a wonderful woman named Jessica."
Joe: "So if you could be with anyone who would you choose?"
Frank: "Jessica, she is awesome."
Joe: "Cool, now I heard when you were a kid you had WWF Hasbros?"
Frank: "Yeah, the most prized one is a Dusty Rhodes I won at Funspot!"
Joe: "Whats your favorite music?"
Frank: "Mostly older rock."
Joe: "Who are your heroes?"
Frank: "Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, T.Rex and Vincent Price."
Joe: "What you doing tonight?"
Frank: "Should be playing The other Joe in Techmo Superbowl."
Joe Laracuente with Eric McClure
The Other Joe with Richard Petty
Frank with Front Row Motorsports
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