AWA on ESPN CLASSIC APRIL 29th
Taped in 1988 @ Nashville, TN
Beauty and the Beast vs. (The Top Guns) Ricky Rice and John Paul
side headlock to Beast double elbow to Beast
double clothesline to Beast
armbar to Beast legdrop to Beast
armbar to Beast punches to Beast
2 on 1 to Ricky
crossbody to Beauty
dropkick to Beast splash from the top to Beauty 1,2,3 WINNER THE TOP GUNS
DDP is in the ring he says the opponent for Colonel Debeers will leave on a stretcher!
Col. Debeers W/ DDP and Diamond Doll vs. Ken Raper
punches to Ken boots to Ken
knee lift to Ken
backdrop to Ken
rakes Ken's eyes across the ropes
Front Face Drop to Ken 1,2 Debeers picks him up
Another Front Face Drop to Ken 1,2,3 WINNER COLONEL DEBEERS
They show footage where Wendi Reither gets attacked by Badd company
Wendi says she cannot wait to get Medusa!
This match is for the CWA Tag titles
Natures Best vs. The RPMS (Jeff Gouldie and Tommy Lane) W/ Downtown Bruno
(BTW The RPMS theme is Flirting with disaster by the band Molly Hatchet, that song maybe the greatest song ever
which is in the greatest video game ever NASCAR 98 for the PS1 pick it up at your local game store)
anyways on to this 5 Star match....
This is going to be hard I have no clue who are the names for Natures Best so I'm going to give them names one is called Stevie J and the other is Killa Kev
Jeff puts Stevie J in the turnbuckle
clothesline to Stevie J
double elbow to Stevie J
side suplex to Stevie J
power slam to Killa Kev
knee lift to Killa Kev
wow a double power bomb to Killa Kev 1,2,3 WINNERS AND STILL CWA TAG CHAMPS THE RPMS!
Now for the ESPN Main event for Title unification
Jerry "The King Lawler (AWA Champion) vs. Kerry Voneric (WCCW Champion)
shoulder block to Kerry (after the move Lawler struts LOL someone make a .gif of that!)
clothesline to Kerry
There's a GO Jerry GO chant!
small package to Lawler 1,2 kickout
clothesline to Kerry
slam to Lawler
Voneric Claw to Lawler
Lawler puts his strap down! oh shit everyone run for the hills!
Both Lawler and Voneric trade punches
they both punch the referee
The match is ruled a DQ
Kerry grabs the mic and says he didn't come all the way up from Texas for a DQ!
Lawler agrees and they restart the match!
they trade punches again
piledriver to Lawler 1,2,3 WINNER: KERRY VONERIC
Wait a minute another referee says WINNER VIA DQ: JERRY LAWLER
They say the piledriver is banned in the state of Tennessee therefore still AWA Champion Jerry Lawler
Lawler grabs the mic and says under WCCW rules whoever wins under DQ gets the title so he should be WCCW champion
Kerry says this is some wussy rule, and he is still WCCW Champion!
Promo with Sheik adaon El-Kaseiy and Iron Sheik
Adaon El-Kaseiy says he and Iron Sheik have formed a alliance to get the AWA title!
Iron Sheik says this: "All the intelligent American people, know about my background everyone in the Olympic city of da LA
to the JFK Airport they know who will be da AWWWA Champion da Iron Sheik and Sgt Slaughter, the intelligent wrestling fans
know about us and our matches in the WWF, Jerry The Lawler, Nick da Bockwinkel Greg Gagne I will be AWA champion and I will
take the AWWA title to the Baghdad and Iran! Yo Allah Yo Ali, Camera man Zoom it!"
They show a special look on Sargent Slaughter LOL this is Awesome they play some song it's awesome words cannot describe it!
OVERALL: "OK show, really it was, The Iron Sheik promo and The Slaughter music video made up for the horrible matches LOL
BTW on the bottom of the screen on the ESPN ticker Roger Clemens has his own section! The Roger Clemens section is larger than the NHLsection, WTF?
Anyways if The Iron Sheik cut a promo against Roger Clemens it would go like this:
"Roger Clemens you break my heart, you take the fucking gimmick medicine like that Hollywood Blondie Hulk Hogan, Roger Clemens I have
no nothing for you, next time I see you, I'm going to suplex you, put you in the camel clutch and fuck your ass and make you humble!"