Episode 13


Madden said he's got wrestlemania fever.

Flair said he's more excited for this wrestlemania than any wrestlemania ever! (Suuuuure flair)

Flair took a shot at Becky Lynch for calling ronda rousey Ronnie.

Flair went on and on about rousey.

Flair compared rousey to don and Sasxa

Flair said Charlotte and rousey will be the most incredible thing ever at wrestlemania history! 
(Oh my god what the fuck this is just like Homer talking about Itchy and scratchy and poochie)

Flair said he respected Harley and Harley respected him.
Flair said rousey and Charlotte will make you sit at the edge of your chair. (An outright lie)

Madden said most people in the rumble are not over. (Ironically enough is Charlotte over?)
Madden and Flair put over babyface Lesnar (I agree)
Flair said ESPN is forced to jump in now because of Rousey and Charlotte!
And if ESPN talked about rousey and Charlotte it will be the most exciting thing they would ever talk about!

Flair said he turns it off when he sees Johnny Knoxville.
Flair buried Sami Zayn. Madden joined in on the burial.

Madden asked flair about the rollins reigns finish flair didn'tknow. (That means flair didn't see it)

Flair said he loved the architect!
Flair also said he didn't get the messiah and the gimmick and didn't get the gimmick of Rollins coming out wearing all the jewelry. (Uhhhhh what?)

Madden asked flair what's better wrestlemania being one day or two days?
Flair said two days because of Charlotte main eventing wrestlemania a few years at at 1230 am.

Madden asked about Shane McMahon. Flair put over Vince and said he was uncomfortable talking about it.

Flair said his favorite singer is Kid Rock.
Madden then went over the Shane rumors.

Flair laughed at the thought of Wendy Flair being on Kim Orton's podcast.
Flair said WWE is Disney.
Then Flair said he's going to Chicago to see the blackhawks play the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Madden and flair put over the late Bob Probert.
Flair put over Lebron's son.

Flair said the guyz dat take the bumpz in ladder matches are great.

Madden said Sammy Guevara is great in the ring.
 Flair said no way and said Charlotte is better! (Oh my god what the fuck?!)

Madden asked Flair about the wrestlemania 10 ladder match.
Flair said that match entertained a lot of people and Don is great.

Flair said while Bret was in the dungeon flair was in Singapore wrestling brodee and the natives were restless.

Madden asked what's the best gimmick match ever?
Flair said wrestling Butch Reed for an hour in a cage was tough Butch busted him hard way five timez ok?

Madden and Flair put over MJF and punk then said it didn't draw ratings.

Madden has had it with Tony Khan's surprises. (I agree)

Flair said this years wrestlemania has the potential to be the greatest ever!

Madden and Flair broke down the super bowl.
Flair and Madden rambled about football.
Flair was at the Super Bowl when the falcons choked.

Flair said he'd rather watch grass grow than watch the World Cup with that buzzing noise.

Conrad commercial

Of course Flair brought up Jim Herd.
(Blah blah blah Jim Herd wanted to make me Spartacus)
Flair said his hair was the longest in 1990 (did flair ever see his hair in early 2000)
More talk of 1991 (Flair told the same bullshit story about how he wanted to drop the title to Barry Windham)
More talk of Bischoff firing Flair.
More rambling about Jim Herd
(Jim Herd this Jim Herd that)

Flair said all of his ex wives have everything!
Flair said he's been given gifts from presidents and all dis jewelry and all dat but dose ex wives took every ding and dat Tiffany the ex wive has seven robes!

Flair said some mark has a the starrcade robe and Tiffany's robes she stole from flair value at 700 thousand. 
(I believe that but also I'm sure flair was drunk and forgot things over the years)

Flair put over Andre.

Flair said he loved Fourtune.

Flair blamed the downfall of TNA to Russo and Bischoff. (No blame on Dixie?)

Flair once again buried Ole Anderson.

Flair said Triple H is one of the greatest ever in the ring.

Flair finished the show by saying he's the naaaaaaaature boy whooooo!