Episode 5 Thought it was ironic that the show opened with a commercial about debt relief Flair said he's doing good he had lunch with Gronk on saturdee. Flair said he was under the ring for 5 hours once in St. Louis (Starrcade 1990) then at at Marriott he had a woman then called tony Schivonte (I've heard this story before with Flair showing his dick to Tony) Flair put over Tony Romo on commentary Madden and Flair talked about Wrestling commentary Madden said WWE wanted to send Jeff Hardy to rehab then Flair told some rehab story. Flair was in a hotel about smoking and chewing tobacco at a hotel. (I had no idea what he was talking about.) He said rehab is a work. And the counselors are a work. Blargh blahrh Hunner called him to goto rehab flair asked hunner who are you talking to do you think RIC FLAIR is X pack? Flair said Dey had an intervention and flair drank so much like so much and called hunner and his blood pressure the guy at rehab told him something is wrong with you Flair said yeah I know :) blargh blargh hotel (I had NO clue what he was talking about! All I understood was Flair kept saying he drank SO much!) Madden said Jeff Hardy is a good guy. And the Hardy's are good guys and over. Madden then sounded like a robot his signal was cutting out. Flair said Raquel Welch told him he's the naaaaaaature boy! Flair put over Nature Boy Buddy Rogers Flair said Rogers did high spots! Flair went on and on about Buddy Rogers. Flair did a Harley impression and said Harley said Flair was a better nature boy. Flair went on and on. Flair sounded really wasted here lots of drunken rambling. Quote dere will never be nother ray steveiens ok? (No clue what he's talking about.) Somehow Buddy Landel was brought up. Then Reid was brought up. Flair put over Buddy Landel. Flair rambled about Buddy Landel. Madden put over Buddy. Flair said he didn't know about people trying to be Flair. Flair was the first person ever in wrestling to come out to the ring with women. EVER! (Yeah that never happened before Flair) Flair put over Jay Lethal. Flair did an impression of Jay Lethal's impression of Macho Man. Flair is having fun he said. Flair put over TNA and said it;s hard in wrestling these days. Madden and Flair put over Rick Steiner's kid. Madden asked who stolen the most from Flair? Flair said oh you mean Da man? (Shot at Becky Lynch) Flair talked about his first match. Flair put over Greg Gagne. Flair then met Ken Patera. Patera knew Flair. Flair put over Patera. Flair went on about wrestling legends from the AWA from the 1960's to the 70's The Verne Gagne training was tuff said Flair. Flair put over Da Crusher. Flair went on about the Verne Gagne training. Flair said Billy Robinson would beat everyone then met The Iron Sheik. Sheik took down Robinson. Billy then cheap shotted Sheik. Flair's phone rang. Flair rambled about Billy Robinson and Verne Gagne. Flair said the best worker he's ever seen was Dick Murdoch. Flair put over Dusty. Flair then said he always wanted to be Rambling Ricky Rhodez. Flair went to Japan back den. Flair carried Dusty's bags. Dusty and Dick took off Flairs clothes and threw the clothes out of a 4 story window. (Thats kinda gay) Oh god Flair mentioned Wahoo. Wahoo called Flair to goto mid Atlantic. Wahoo told Flair where Raleigh, North Carolina is. Flair thinks he gave his first wife a dousand dollars then went to North Carolina ok? (I had no clue what he was talking about) Flair put over Luger. Flair thought Luger works or worked for the WWE he's not sure. (????) Madden kept asking Flair how green was Luger when Luger went to Crockett. Flair said he helped Luger. Flair said Luger is like Batista ok? What Flair did with Luger at bars Flair the same tricks at bars with Batista! Conrad commercial Flair kinda in a way put over Ole. Flair put over Barry Windham. Madden hated the finish at Great American Bash 88 so Flair talked about how Luger had him beat in that match. Flair blamed Dusty for the finish (BTW Luger should've won that match) Flair buried Jim Herd allegedly according to Flair he was supposed to lose the title to Barry at a TV taping. (I've never heard that) Flair wanted to say that Bret Hart could sell. Flair didn't know why Vince never put the title on Luger. Flair said there was too many members in the NWO Somehow the Montreal screwjob was brought up. Flair said he always thought the screwjob was about money. (No shit) Flair said Daniel Bryan is ok. Flair said Hunner put over Bryan and dat made Bryan ok? Hunner put over Bryan in New York at de garden ok? Flair likes Bryan. Flair said Bryan is no deemboat. Hunner made Bryan ok? Flair said Bryan is no AJ ok? Flair put over Kurt Angle. Madden said how Angle was at a diner how angle took down a kid. Flair took credit for Angle joining WWE. Flair said how WCW would've buried Angle. Madden said Hogan would bury Angle. Flair went on and on about the WCW booking committee. Flair said the ONLY person ever to even compare to Angle in the ring is Charlotte! (Suuuure) Flair told some bullshit story about how Reid won the state wrestling championship 13 years in a row ok? And in the 14th year Charlotte beat Reid ok? (Uhh that uhhh never happened did it Homer?) Flair in a drunken state rambled about Angle. (I had No clue what he was talking about) Something about how Angle is like deemboat and how angle looks at the camera? Flair broke his neck just like Angle! Flair's broken neck was after a Dusty DDT but den he wrestled someone after ok? Flair's 2021 horzemen: Reigns Orton AJ Styles Dolph Ziggler Flair said he has a heisman trophy! Flair said the most underrated wrestler is Rick Boogs Flair said Gene Anderson broke his nose with a cane. Flair's favorite wine is King's Estate. Flair broke out in promo mode. Madden put over Taz's kid Hook! Flair said when AJ showed up in WWE it was a great debut. Flair doesn't know who the kids are that left NXT to goto AEW Madden said that Tony Khan's whole philosophy is singing WWE guys for the sake of singing people (I agree) Madden said how so many people in AEW are not even shown. Flair buried WWE's training. It's sportz and lyfe ok stated flair. (I had no idea what he was talking about) Madden mentioned Liverpool soccer team. Flair has an assortment of favorite football teams and da penguins beat da caps. Madden wanted to get Crosby to get with Charlotte Flair said Whooooo! Whiskey for me and water for my horse whoooo!