Hulk Hogan: "OK Listen here maniacs I want to thank you maniacs for ordering this pay per view jack I need the money brother.... and whacha gonna do when this whole promotion runs wild on you?!"


Dave Penzer: "In the ring from Abbington, Mass......... Johnnnnnn Triiiiitonnnnnn!"


Ron Winters theme hits


big boot to triton


leg drop to john


1,2.........


Triton kicks out and puts Ron into a Throwback


1,2....3
WINNER: JOHN TRITON


Scott Hall: "HEYYYO........ da bad guy is here........ Hogan?"






The Bucco: "Y'aar mateees I'm gonna overtake this promotion like I took over da ships in the sea! yaaar!"


Ted: "OK, the mystery man is here and he comes with a package deal!"
Hogan: "Does he have extenze?
Ted: "No..........."
Hogan: "you said package!"




The Punk's theme hits


Ric Flairs theme hits


The punk punches Flair


punches to Flair


punk chokes Flair


Punk throws Flair over the top rope


Punk ties Flair in the ropes


hits flair with a chair


hits flair again


1,2........3
WINNER: THE PUNK


Beats Flair with the chair


Punk: "You make me sick your luckly you escaped with your life! Killing you would be too easy!"


Ted: "You ready hulky?"
Hogan: "brother I'm ready jack! I'm gonna tear him a new one brother!"
Ted: "Go get him!"


Hogan's theme hits Hogan heads out the curtain


Hogan: "EASY BROTHER!"


Hogan: "What the fuck, brother?!"
Ted: "HAHAHAHAAHAHAH Stay postive, brother!"


Hogan's theme is still going


hogan enters the cage (Punjabi prison)


the door shuts and locks


Hogan: "OK, brother just job..... you have a job to do..........."


brain chop to Hogan


Punjabi plunge to hogan


Khali: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


Ted: "OK Khali, DO NOT PIN HOGAN HE HAS CREATIVE CONTROL!"


3 punches to khali


big boot to khali


hogan climbs the cage


hogan grabs the rope


Hogan: "Did you think I wasn't going to do the leg drop!?"


leg drop off the top!




Hogan botches it and lands in the ropes


Hogan: "Brooooother! My hip, my leg, my kneee!"


Hogan: "Brother stop the match!"


Ted enters the cage


Hogan: "Stop the match declare me the winner!"
Ted: "OK!"


Ted: "Your winner and still Hulk Hogan champion......... HULKKKK HOGGGGANNNN!"


Ted unties Hogan


Hogan: "Cut the pay per view feed!"