Joe Laracuente: "I would like to thank you for reading Fun Friday this afternoon. Now in an industry where everyone wants to be real, and everybody wants to do a shoot, this my friends is a shoot...
Fun Friday has been delayed to Saturday afternoon because the fine folks at Charter have some outages for the past two days! Well, Charter I HATE YOU! Now this my friends... is a shoot!"



Tony Chimel: "Curretny in the ring to my right from Topeka, Kansas........... KC Jones!"

Tony Chimel: "And his opponent........ The Ulllltimate warrior!"

(Gorilla press slam to KC)

(Warrior splash to KC)


(1,2,3 WINNER ULTIMATE WARRIOR)
Warrior: "Big Show, I will end your life in London, Look, the facts are that AIDS is mostly spread, and held, by people that are promiscuous, and in Africa, where there's incest and all that other stuff Big Show you will get AIDS! Big Show Don't have an orgasm on me honey, save it for later!"


COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "The Following is a 4 on 1 match currently in the ring Brian Knobbs, The British bulldog, Sylvester and Shawn Michaels!"

Tony Chimel: "Annnnd There oppoent........Trrrrrrrrrrriple H!"

(chair shot to Brian Knobbs)

(1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H)

Mike Tenay: "To The back with Sgt. Slaughter and The Undertaker!"
Sgt. Slaughter: "If you lose this match, you will lose your title shot!"
Undertaker: "Shut up!"
Sgt. Slaughter: "Ohh and by the way if you don't defeat the Big Show under 5 minutes your fired!"


COMMERCIAL

Napleon: "Ya know I'm coming to Fun Funday, and I going to shoot my load all on the fun friday Roster!"

Mike Tenay: "May 16th Fun Friday from London, Ontario The Undertaker vs Typhoon in a Buried Alive match! The Big Show vs. The Ultimate warrior! And of course Triple H vs. The Alligator! Now to the back with Genie Jeff Hardy!"
Genie Jeff Hardy: "I'm here with someone I can relate to!"
Basesloaded: "Jeff, I cannot beging to describe to you how I feel finally making it to Fun Friday! I want to thank you!
Genie Jeff Hardy: "Thank You...."
Basesloaded: "No Thank you...."


COMMERCIAL

Honkey Tonk Man: "I have been working the independents and seeing whats going on and what Joe needs to here is bring back the fucking honkey tonk man!"


Tony Chimel: "The Following is the main event, the steel cage match!"
(The Big Show music hits)

(Big Show enters the cage)

(The Undertaker's music hits)

(Undertaker enters the cage)

(Undertaker chokes Big Show)

(Undertaker rakes Big Show across the cage)
Don West: "THIS IS JUST INSANNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!"

(Undertaker chokes Big Show on the ropes)

(tombstone to Big Show)

(1,2,3 WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER)


Typhoon: "Hey Undertaker, you bitch, your ass is going to get buried in London!"

Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"