Joe Laracuente: "Welcome to Fun Friday here in the great city of London..... London Ontario!"
(opening pyro)

(JBL's theme hits)

JBL:"I don't have anyone to face, I'll take on anyone!"

(Batman's theme hits)

(punches to batman)

(fallaway slam to batman)

(1,2,3 WINNER: JBL)
JBL: "I have beaten Batman Iam a true American Heeero! I want a title shot! Hear that Fun Friday management I want a title shot if I don't get one I'm suing doorstopnation!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Scott Baio!"
Dave Roy: "Scott it's great to have you on Fun Friday!"
Scott Baio: "Thanks for having me, really it's great to be here in London, oh and by the way who was that dirty litte slut I saw over there!"
Dave Roy: "ohh... that's Natalie Norman."
Scott Baio: "I thought so, I would like to bang her."



Tony Chimel: Currently in the ring From Earthrelm..............Scorpion!

William Regal: "Oh Scorpion if you lose you don't get a Fun Friday Contract!"

(Batista theme hits)

(press slam to Scorpion)

(Batista bomb to Scorpion)

(1,2,3 WINNER BATISTA)

Pumbaa: "Iam so fucking depressed someone please shoot me, I have nothing to live for, please someone give me a gun!"

Tony Chimel: The Following contest is for the intercontinetal title currently in the ring.... The warlord!"

Tony Chimel: "Making his way to the ring..... Kane!"

(chokeslam to warlord)

(1,2,3 WINNER KANE)

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Mike Ditka!"
Kathy: "Mike would you compare this to football?"
Mike Ditka: "Well, kinda really when you look at it football is alot alike a 20 year old loser who has toys.."


(Warriors music hits)

Warrior:"Big Show, you are a example of descruity, I will end descrucity right here in this shit hole of a town they call London!"

(big show music hits)

(punch to warrior)

(warrior puts big show into the post)

(warrior puts big show into steps)

(warrior puts big show into the concrete)

(warrior press slam to big show)

(1,2,3 WINNER WARRIOR)

(triple H theme music hits)

(triple H poses)

(triple H poeses)

(triple H poeses)

(The Alligator theme music hits)

(headlock to triple H)

(splash to Triple H)

(1,2 kickout)


(triple h shoves a doorstop down alligator throat)

(1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H)

Al Roker:"I'm happy to be here on Funny Fry day it's great!


(typhoon music hits)

Typhoon:"I will re-tain my title! I will then party and fuck all the girls in this city!

(undertakers theme hits)

(undertaker takes 20 minutes to get to the ring)

(undertaker looks at typhoon)

(undertaker carries typhoon)

(undertaker slams the steps on typhoon)

(Undertaker puts Typhoon in the grave)

(undertaker wins????)

(Gagrel attacks the undertaker)

(undertaker throws gangrel)
Mike Tenay: "The Undertaker just threw Gangrel!"
Don West: "WOW THIS SO UN REAL UNDERTAKER JUST THREW GANGREL!"

(typhoon exits the grave)

(Mutagen man hits undertaker with a chair into the grave)

(Undertaker in the grave)

(JR hits Undertaker with the Fun Friday title)

Don West: "THIS IS JUST SO WRRRRONG!"

(Typhoon, JR, Mutagen Man, Gangrel burry The Undertaker)

Tony Chimel: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION TYPHOON!!!"

Typhoon:"I told all of you I would win, I told all of you! Iam the greatest Long live the age of Typhoon!"

Michael Frohoff and Kathy: "We hope everyone had fun!"