Sgt. Slaughter: "On Memorial day there will be a 4 man king of the ring tournament the winner will face Typhoon on Fun Friday May 30th! The entrants in the king of the ring are Batista, Ultimate warrior, JBL and Triple H!"
Mike Tenay: "Did you heard that Don, a King of the Ring!"
Don West: "THIS IS JUST INSANNE!"
Mike Tenay: "To the back with Honkey Tonk Man!"

Honkey Tonk Man: "How about Ricky Steamboat being a fucking road agent and saying oh I the worst match I had was losing to a Elvis impersonator, what does that fucking mean? You dumb fuck, the promoter choeses who wins and loses you fucking mark!"

Ricky Steamboat: "You know Honkey I'm tired of you running your mouth, I want you in a match!"
Honkey Tonk Man: "Suck my dick mother fucker!"

Mike Tenay: "Thats right Don, on monday memorial day right here the king of the ring will be back!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Parts Unknown Papa Shango!"

Tony Chimel: "His opponet Kane!"

(suplex to Papa Shango)

(1,2,3 WINNER KANE)


COMMERCIAL

Mike Tenay: "Thats right Don, on monday memorial day right here the king of the ring will be back!"
Tony Chimel: "The Following is a 3 on 1 match currently in the ring Bushwhacker Luke, Smash and Tatoo!"

Tony Chimel: "Annnnd making his way to the ring Steve Blackman!"

(Steve puts Luke into Smash and Tatoo)

(boot to smash)

(slam to Tatoo)

(1,2,3 WINNER: STEVE BLACKMAN)

Triple H: "I will win the king of the ring and Iam the king of kings Remember I donot do jobs, so I will win the Fun Friday title!"
Mike Tenay: "Thats right Don, on memorial day right here the king of the ring will be back!"

COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "This is our feature contest currently in the ring to my right....
Typhoon: "Shut up, Chimel, Mutagen man is wrestling against some fucking jobber you get the point OK, you see the people in the ring we own wrestling we own Fun Friday we own doorstopnation!

JR: "Bah gawd we got rid of Undertaker and we will own the person who wins the King of the Ring!"

(Virgils music hits)

(slam to Virgil)

(boot to Virgil)

(1,2,3 WINNER MUTAGEN MAN)

(warrior's music hits)

(Warrior enters the ring clotheslines Mutagen man and Gangrel)

(warrior Slam to Typhoon)

Warrior: "Typhoon, JR you are long haired commo pinko fags and I will get your title next week!"

(warrior leaves)
(Trilpe H enters) (hits JR with a doorstop)

(slam to Typhoon)

(JBL runs in the ring and does the clothesline from hell to Typhoon)

JBL: "This title looks good on me and Next Friday this title will be mine!"

(Batista enters and batista bomb to Typhoon)

Batista: "By Next friday I'll be needing my title back!"



Mike Tenay: "Thats right Don, on monday memorial day right here the king of the ring will be back!"

Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"