(Batista's theme hits)
(Triple H theme hits)
(DDT to Batista)
(Triple H rakes Batista eyes on the ropes)
(low blow to Batista, Batista no sells)
(Sphere to Triple H)
(slam to Batista)
(Warrior runs in and hits Batista with a ladder)
(Warrior runs away)
(1,2,3 WINNER TRIPLE H)
COMMERCIAL
JBL: "Iam a wrestling god and after this match I will be known as the king of the ring!"
(Warriors theme hits)
Warrior: "By now all the little Warriors know that the power of the Ultimate Warrior is something that you want to feel, that you want to taste. It's something that when you turn on that TV screen or when you buy a ticket in those arenas you know that it gonna be exciting and that it might even be a little bit frightening!"
(warrior clothesline to JBL)
(press slam to JBL)
(splash to JBL 1,2,3 WINNER: WARRIOR)
(Triple H music hits)
(Triple H hits Warrior with a doorstop)
(warrior puts Triple H into a monitor)
(Triple H hits Warrior with steps)
(Triple H pins Warrior 1,2)
(kickout)
(press slam to Triple H)
(headlock to Triple H)
(Warrior throws Triple H into the titantron)
(Triple H puts Warrior back into the ring)
(a trash truck runs over Triple H)
(the trash truck says "Foot Hauling")
(it's The Undertaker!)
Don West: "WHY I WANT TO KNOW WHHHHHHHHHY!?"
(Undetaker puts Triple H into the ring)
(1,2,3 WINNER WARRIOR)
Warrior: "We live in a society where the bum is as legitimate as the business man, where homosexuals are the same as good straight people, where Kwanzaa is the same as Christmas Iam the new King of the ring I will bring doorstopnation a reign of descrucity!"
Kirk Shelmerdine: "I hope everyone had fun!"
