Triple H:"I should've been in todays main event! Undertaker I'm tired of your backstage shit, it ends today!"

Undertaker: "The reason why I did what I did, if I couldn't win the King of the Ring you weren't going to!"
Triple H: "I'm tired of your shit Taker, and you know what the coffee you made eariler today sucked!"


(HHH theme)
(pedigree to Chuck)
(1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H)


COMMERCIAL

Sgt. Slaughter: "Typhoon if anyone in your stable interferes with the match you will be stripped of the Fun Friday title!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with Batista!"
Batista: "Triple H I will disrespect you, that will be disrespectful!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back to Brain Knobbs!"
Brain Knobbs: "Thats right myself Giant and Lola here have started our own stable the first ever furries stable in wrestling!"


COMMERCIAL

Typhoon: "If I don't win this match I will leave Fun Friday!"

(Warrior's theme hits)

(clothesline to Typhoon)

(Warrior puts Typhoon into the post)

(Warrior puts Typhoon in a boat)
Don West: "RIIIIGHT IN TO THE BOOATTTT!"

Ax: "What the fuck are you doing to my boat?"
Warrior: "Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Earl Hebner: "Stay away from his boat!"
Warrior: "Queering doesn't make the world work!"

(Bret Hart pushes Warrior into Earl Hebner)

(Bret Hart hits Warrior with the title)

(Bret puts Warrior into the ring)

(Typhoon pins Warrior)
(Bret Hart counts 1,2,3 WINNER TYPHOON)

Warrior: "FRUSTRATED ISN'T THE GOD DAMN WORD FOR IT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU SCREWED ME, EVERYBODY SCREWED ME, AND NOBODY DOES A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT IT! NOBODY IN THE BUILDING CARES, NOBODY IN THE DRESSING ROOM CARES, TOO MUCH GOD DAMN INJUSTICE AROUND HERE, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. I KNOW IT. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. I SHOULD BE THE FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION. EVERYBODY JUST TURNS A BLIND EYE. YOU KEEP TURNING A BLIND EYE TO IT. I GOT... THAT... JOE LARACUENTE... HE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO IT! EVERYBODY IN THAT GOD DAMN DRESSING ROOM, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH SHIT!
Bret Hart: "I can't hear you, I can't hear you, you gotta take that object out of your mouth!"

Typhoon: "I did it now I'm going to fuck Natalie Norman!"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"