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William Regal: "Scorpion if you win this match you will get a Fun Friday contract!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring, from Earthrelm Scorpion!"
(Warrior's theme hits)
(Warrior slam to Scorpion)
(Warrior splash to Scorpion)
(Warrior pins Scorpion 1,2.....)
(Bret Hart hits Warrior with a doorstop)
(Bret puts Warrior into the ring)
(1,2,3 WINNER SCORPION)
Mike Tenay: "Scorpion has done it! He's got a Fun Friday contract!"
COMMERCIAL
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Seattle, Washington.... Greg The Hammer Valentine!"
(Giant Gonzleaz theme hits)
(In one of the worst matches in Fun Friday history The crowd at the Fun Friday Arena chants Boring!)
(Gonzleaz chokes Greg)
(Figure 4 to Gonzelaz)
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION GREG THE HAMMER
COMMERCIAL
Triple H: "I challenge anyone in the back, anyone, anyone who has the balls to face me!"
Brian Knobbs: "I have formed alliance a alliance to end Triple H!"
(Shark bites Triple H)
(Triple H throws the shark into other member of the team)
(Triple H shoves Smash down the Shark)
(1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H)
Triple H: "I want the Fun Friday title, Typhoon you hear me?"
Typhoon: "Nobody is getting a shot at my title, I will never defend it!"
Sgt Slaughter: "You will be defending your title next week against Triple H and if anyone from your stable interferes youre fired!"
COMMERCIAL
Jim Neidhardt: "I like Cheese!"
(The Undertaker puts Jim though a plate glass window)
Napelon: "Natalie Norman is so hot, I wish I could fuck her!"
Batman: "You can't she is out of your league!"
(The Undertaker throws Batman into Napelon)
(The Undertaker tries to kill Napelon)
Maven: "I cannot wait for The MLB All-Star game!"
(The Undertaker shows up with a chainsaw and cuts off Maven's head)
Undertaker: "Triple H gets a title shot? This is Bullshit! Who the hell is Triple H? I have back stage pull I'm the Undertaker if I don't get what I want I will kill everyone on Fun Friday!"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!