Joe Laracuente: "Next week is Fourth of July and Iam going to celebrate here next week Iam going to give away one dollar! If you would like to win just send a email to joe@doorstopnation tune in next week!"


Triple H: "Iam the game, I'm going after you Typhoon I want the Fun Friday title I may not have a shot at the title, but it doesn't mean I can't Politic to get the title!"


(Mufasa's theme hits BTW his theme is the lion sleeps tonight)
Mufasa: "Triple H... please....... Shut the hell up! I'm so tired of your Politics back stage!"


Triple H: "If you have a problem with my Politics I will guantee that your ass gets fired!"


(Mufasa attacks Triple H)


Honkey Tonk Man: "Jimmy Hart is a good man he never did any drugs, but man did he like his whores..suck my dick...."


William Regal: "Next week as you know is the American Holiday, Fourth of July and well since Iam from England I don't celebrate that terrible holiday, next week the GM of Fun Friday will be Ax!"


COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Columbus, Georgia Marty Jennity!"


(Warriors theme hits)


(Marty punches Warrior.....Warrior no sells)


(press slam to Marty)


(Warrior splash to Marty)
(1,2,3 WINNER: WARRIOR)


Warrior: "Bret Hart is satan, he is the fucking devil he is from Canada! Bret Hart can't lace my boots!"


Classy Freddie Blassie: "Listen you pencil-neck geek your nothing, Bret Hart can chew you up and spit you out!"


(Freddie Blassie slaps Warrior)


Mike Tenay: "To the back with Jenna Haze!"
Jenna Haze: "Hi Iam Jenna Haze, I just wanted to remind you to email Joe at joe@doorstopnation.com to win one dollar this is your chance to win one dollar and while your emailing joe watch me get fucked in Flesh Hunter 2!"


COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "This is the Fun Friday Main Event, Currently in the ring from Tampa Flordia The Big Show!"


(Batista's theme hits)


(suplex to Big Show)
Don West: "OH MY GAWD HE JUST SUPLEXED HIM!!!!"

(boot to Big Show)


(spear to Big Show)


(1,2,3 WINNER: BATISTA)


Batista: "Typhoon........ I'm going to kick your ass!"


Undertaker: "If you don't give me your title shot I will throw Marty off the titantron!"


Batista: "No!"

Undertaker: "I have no other choice!"


(Undertaker throws Marty off the titantron)




Undertaker: "I guantee next week there will be a run in in your title match if I can't be champion nobody will! Typhoon, Batista you will both rest in peace!"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"