Scott Hall: "Heyyo, Iam in my hometown of Miami they have honored me the swaggering cuban with my own statue, does Big Kev have a statue?"
Don West: "This is just so wrong!"

(Fun Friday music hits it's Wabash Cannonball instrumental by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)



Booker T: "Listen Suckas I'm the Fun Friday champion, and I don't want to see no mo dis jobber contendrs I want some real competion!" (Triple H's music hits) Triple H: "You know Booker, you have only been the Fun Friday Champion because I have allowed it."


William Regal: "Triple Haitch in ordera to become number one contendera you must beat Matt Hardy in the main even tonight good luck!" Triple H: "Iam the Game, I don't need luck." Don West: "Matt Hardy and Triple H tonight?! This is un-real! Mike Tenay: "To the back with Randy Savage and Ax!


Ax: "Listen, Randy do you have my back in the cigratte match?"

Randy Savage: "Fuck you! Ohhhh Yeah!!"


Commercial

Tony Chimel: "This is the first ever Cigratte match in order to win this match you must throw the opponent onto the the packs of Marlboro Menthals!" (Demolition musics hits) (Jake Roberts music hits) (they lock up grab each other They both fall in the ciagrattes)




DRAW!
Mike Tenay: "There has been a tie in this match!"
Don West: "This is absolute insanity!"
Mike Tenay: "To the back with intercontienal Rob Van Dam and his new friend!"



Rob Van Dam: "I'm Rob - Van - Dam, the whole - fucking - show! And this is the only brontosaur in the world and he has chosen to be friends with the whole fucking show! Ain't That right Babi?
Babi: "I smoke pot every day, and I love it!"


Commercial

Jericho: "Wellllllcome to The Highlight Reel, tonights guest is Randy Orton!"

(Randy Ortons music hits)

Randy Orton: "Now...Thank you....Jericho....Last week... I saved Sable from JBL....."
Jericho: "Can you quit talking in that monotonous, robotic, Randy Orton voice?" Randy Orton: "Why dont you...Shut your mouth....Before I...."
(JBL's music hits)

JBL: "Haha Randy I have something you can't have I have something Jericho you can't have, she's mine I have it all! Hahah!"
Jericho: "Why don't you shut up ass-clown Sable doens't want to be with you! She wants to be with the the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla!
JBL: "Why don't shup up, you stupid canadian! Sable is mine and nobody can get her, she is my property and no way is she going to leave me to go out with any of you common men!"

Don West: "Is Jericho intrested Sable?!"
Mike Tenay: "Who wouldn't? To the back With Lance Storm!"


Lance Storm: "Here is my random Fun Friday thoughts, Why does RVD's Dinosaur talk? Why Does RVD have a dinosaur? And why would Scott Hall be honored with a statue? Why would there be a match with cigrattes? Another thing-
(Perry Saturn walks in)

Perry Saturn: "Your Welcome!"

Commercial

Mike Tenay: "This has been a jam packed Fun Friday! Who would actually think there would be a cigartte match?!"
Don West: "This is what we call a find in the industry!"

Tony Chimel: "This match is for one fall currently in the ring weghing in at 281 pounds from Reno Nevada.... Jim Neidhart!"

Tony Chimel: "And his opponent weighing at 323 pounds from parts Unkown... The warlord!"



(Warlord gives Jim a running power slam WINNER: THE WARLORD)

Commercial

Tony Chimel: "This is the Fun Friday feature contest!"
(Matt Hardy's music hits)

(Triple H's music hits)


(They fight, triple H pedigrees Matt 1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H

(William Regals music hits)
William: "congratulations Triple Haith, now in order to keep your number one contenders you must defeat a alligator!"

(The Alligator enters the Fun Friday Arena Complete with entrace music his theme music is Amos Moses by Jerry Reed)
(The Alligator gets in the ring and gets pedigreed 1,2,3 WINNER: TRIPLE H AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!




Mike Tenay: "Triple H has defeated one human and one reptile!"
Don West: "You've got to be kidding me!"
Mike Tenay: "To the back where JR has a message for The Undertaker!"

JR: "Bah gawd I have my man Undertaker, he is Rosey, Rosey is a big son of a bitch! Undertaker you will taken to the woodshed!"

Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had Fun!"