Sgt Slaughter: "I want to address the politicing that has been going on!"


(Undertaker's theme hits)


Sgt Slaughter: "I tired of your politics Undertaker your'e fie-"
Undertaker: "Shut your mouth!"


(Undertaker punches Sgt. Slaughter in the face)


(tombstone to sgt. slaughter)


Scott Hall: "Heyyo has anyone on Fun Friday seen the movie Boogie nights?"


kane: "I want to say now that Slaughter is out I declare no rules!"


(kane chokes scorpion)
Kane: "I said NO RULES!"


COMMERCIAL



Troll: "kane sucks undertakers dick , those assholes at the hot lap fourm banned me , fuck them , i own a team , fuck john , im beandon whitt......."


Kane: "NO RULES!"
(chokeslam off the edge)




Kane: "NO RULES!!"


Mufasa: "Let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us."

Lance Storm: "Nobody cares, get over it! People want to see wrestling on this show!"


(Mufasa attacks Lance Storm)


JBL: "Since Sgt. Slaughter is out, I formally announce that Iam the number one contender...."


Big Show: "To hell you are, Iam the Number one contender..."


(The El Paso to JBL)


(Big Show takes JBL to the ring)


(The El Paso again to JBL)


1,2,3 WINNER: BIG SHOW
Tony Chimel: "Your new number one contender......THE BIG SHOW!"


Mike Tenay: "To the back with Test!"


COMMERCIAL

Lord Alfred Hayes: "Promotional Consideration paid for by the following...."
Lord Alfred Hayes: "The Simpsons Baaart verus tha space mutants join Baaart, Lisa, homer and maggie for tha Seguah Gensis!"


Booker T: "Yeah Yeah Yeah our song is damn skippy!"
Randy Savage: "Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"


Ricky Steamboat:"Look at me I'm known as Ricky 'the dragon' Steamboat who cares.....


Batman: "My movie comes out today I hope everyone goes out and see it.....oh shit...."


(Undertakers theme hits)


(Last ride to Batman)


(Undertaker chokes Batman)


Undertaker: "Eariler in the show Slaughter tried to tell me what to do, who the fuck is he? I do what I want, when I want!"


Typhoon: "Hey Undertaker you want my title? Come and get it!"


(Undertaker chases Typhoon backstage)


Typhoon: "Let's fight you dumb son of a bitch!"
Undertaker: "Give me that title I must have the title......."








Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"