Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Nanue, New York.... Nunzio!"
Sandman's theme hits
punches nunzio
boot to nunzio
white russian leg sweep to nunzio
1...2...3
WINNER: SANDMAN
Mean Gene: "From doorstopnation.com here's..........UPDATE!"
Mean Gene: "Hello ladies and gentlemen... We got a big match coming up later with The Honky Tonk Man versus Ricky Steamboat! Plus later I got a exclusive interview with Kevin Nash! Right now here's Scott Steiner"
Mean Gene: "Now Big Poppa you say you aren't getting a push!"
Scott Steiner: "Dats Rite Gene I need a push or I'm.... I gotta for my freaks out dere!"
Oreo: "Oh Velma! Where should we goto eat?!"
Velma: "I was thinking somewhere vegan!"
The Shark: "I love the seafood place!"
Yokozuna: "Naw man you gotta try THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE!"
Oreo: "Uhhh I don't think so I'm a vegan now!"
Mean Gene: "Here's JOHN CENA!"
John Cena: "Gene, I gotta say if someone wants some come get some! Sandman I saw you take down Nunzio!"
Mean Gene: "Wait a minute these promos are taped how did you see that?!"
John Cena: "Because I'm a MARINE... STEP UP PLEASE IM BEGGING YA PLEASE IF YOU WANT A MARINE CALL OUT A MARINE!"
Jay Strongbow: "If you don't like it pack your bags!"
Mean Gene: "Here's Kevin Nash!"
Kevin Nash: "Undertaker... You may have gotten me in a ladder match, but I don't forget.... I'm coming for your ass 'taker!"