Joe Laracuente: "Roll tapes now............"
William Regal: "Hello everyone as you know I'm back from vacation and I'm here today to announce that on August 22nd Fun Friday will have a event and you get to pick the city!"
RVD: "I can say it's good to be back!"
Freddie Blassie: "Isn't true you were suspended for a wellness violation?!"
(Freddie Blassie slaps RVD)
COMMERCIAL
Lance Storm: "This website sucks! What is it about? Fun Friday?......Doorstopnation.com..... doorstopnation.com looks like it was created by a 12 year old in the early days of the internet!"
(Kane chokeslams Lance Storm)
(Kane chokes Lance Storm)
Kane: "NO RULES!"
COMMERCIAL
Lord Alfred Hayes: "Promotional consideration paid for by the following......"