William Regal: "I'm here to announce that next weeks event will take place in Saginaw Michigan and the main event will be Undertaker versus Triple H versus Typhoon for the Fun Friday title!"

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Earthrelm...Scorpion!"

Tony Chimel: "And making his way to the ring area.... The warlord!"

(press slam to Scorpion)

(belly to belly suplex to Scorpion)

(mufasata attacks Scorpion)
Mufasa: "Next week I will bury your ass!"

COMMERCIAL

JBL: "Big Show next week I will finally put you out of business for good the show will be stoped!"
Ted Diabase: "Big Show your writing checks you don't have the funds to cover!"

JBL: "Look at me Big Show I guantee victory!"

Big show: "Hey JBL, I got your car and this is what I think of your car!"

(Big Show throws JBL's car off the ledge)

Lance Storm: "If I could be serouis for a moment.... This show needs to end who the hell is Joe Laracuente some Millionaire with money, I don't even know what the hell doorstopnation is what products or services do they offer?"

Freddie Blassie: "Shut the hell up!"
(Classie freddie blassie slaps Lance)

COMMERCIAL

Batista: "Ax it isn't fair that I'm not in the title match, I have never lost to the undertaker!"
Ax: "Well I'm not the GM and your mom is gay...."

Typhoon: "Big Deal, I have to face Undertaker and Triple H...... who cares I'm going to win those two Triple H and Undertaker don't agree on anything!"
JR: "Oh yeah, king. You see There was a meeting backstage on who is going to go over and they couldn't agree on it..."

Typhoon: "Undertaker and Triple H next week I will win because we all know you guys can't pin each other I will have to pin either Triple H or Undertaker..."