Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Parts Unknown Papa Shango!"


(Busch whackers theme hits)
Tony Chimel: "From New Zealand...Buschwhacker Luke!"


Papa Shango: "You will feel the wrath of Papa Shannnnnngoooooo!"


(Big Show's music hits)
Mike Tenay: "Here comes Big Show and he's PISSED OFF!"


(The El Paso to Luke and Papa Shango)


Big Show: "Mufasa get your ass out here!"


(Mufasa's theme hits the lion sleeps tonight by the Tokens)


(Mufasa knocks down Big Show)
Mufasa: "Next week you........... me....... street fight!"


Mike Tenay: "To the back with The Hulkster!"
Hulk Hogan: "Well let me tell you something, brother! God created the Heavens, he created the Earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!
To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. Next Friday What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania, and the largest arms in the world, runs wild on you!"




Kane: "I challenge anyone to a No Rules match next week I challenge ANYONE!"


Mike Tenay: "To the back with the Honkey Tonk Man!"
Honkey Tonk Man: "To all those people who think doorstopnation is a real website it's a fucking parody you fucking marks suck my dick......"


Jim Duggan: "Hoooooooooooooooo!"


Rikishi: "Move over Duggan!"


Rikishi: "Maybe I should put some ASS on it!"






The Warlord: "I will win the title and I will be new Fun Friday Champion!"


Typhoon: "Warlord, shut your mouth! I will win the Scrabble and I will be once again the Fun Friday Champion!"


(Triple H's theme hits)


(Triple H hits Gangrel with the doorstop)


(pedigree to Mutagen Man)


(Typhoon runs away)


(Clothesline from Hell to Typhoon)


(JBL and Triple H stare down)


(The Undertaker hits Triple H with a Mace)


(Undertaker hits JBL with Mace)


Undertaker: "All of you will Rest in Peace next Friday!"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"