(Fun Friday music hits it's Wabash Cannonball instrumental by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

Mike Tenay: "Were starting things off today with a Lumber Jack Match!" Don West: "A LUMBER JACK MATCH?! INSANE!!!" (Ax's music hits)

(Randy Savage's music hits)

Randy Savage: "Fuck you!"

(Savage goes for the elbow 1,2,3)
WINNER: RANDY SAVAGE! Mike Tenay: "To the back with RVD!"

RVD: "Yeah it's nice to be RVD I'm Fun Friday's whole fucking show! Isn't that right Babpi?" Babpi: "You damn right!"
Road Dog: "I'm finally back here it's good to be back and Kane I haven't forgotten what you did to me!"
(Enters Kane With Theme music!)
Kane: "No Rules!"
(Kane chokeslams RVD, Babpi and Road Dog)
Kane tombstones Road Dog




Mufasta: "Brother help me...."
Kane: "Long live the king!"

COMMERCIAL

Booker T: "As Fun Friday Champion I will take on all comers, and Triple H Don't hate the player hate the game!"

Steve Austin: "Booker, Next week you will be facing Triple H in a Ladder Match!"

Mike Tenay: "Did you hear that a ladder match for next week!"

COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring to my right from Philadelpha Pennslvania.... Steven Richards!

Tony Chimel: "And his opponet now resding in New York city John Bradshaw Layfield!"
(JBL's music hits)

JBL: "Cut my music! I just wanted to remind everyone, that I make more money that anyone else on the roster!"
(JBL enters the ring, clotheslines Steven)
1,2,3 WINNER: JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!
Mike Tenay: "To the back where Randy Orton is with Splinter?"

Randy: "Splinter my man I need some advice on how to get Sable to go out with me."
Splinter: "I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you."


COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring to my right from Union City, Tennessee.... Koko B. Ware!

Tony Chimel: "Annnd his opponet Sid Justice!"
(Sid Justice music hits)
Mike Tenay: "Look at the size of this man!"
Don West: "Is he even a human? This is just INSANE!"


(Sid power bombs Koko 1,2,3 WINNER: SID JUSTICE
Mke Tenay: "To the back where the Aligator is eating Maven!"


Mike Tenay: "Sgt. Slaughter is in the ring and has a announcement!"
Sgt. Slaughter: "I want to call out Matt Hardy to the ring I want to see him face to face to tell him something Matt get out here!"

Mike Tenay: "I wonder what Sgt. Slaughter is going to tell Matt?"
Don West: "I'm curious what is Slaughter going to say to Matt!?"
(Matt Hardy's music hits)

Matt Hardy: "What is it, whats so damn important?"
Sgt. Slaughter: "Matt if you lose another match, youre fired!"
Mike Tenay: "WOW, This is huge Will Matt Hardy ever lose again?"
Don West: "The Next time Matt Hardy losese his FIRED!"


COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "The Following is the Fun Friday main event, it's is the I'm Gay match, in order to win this match you must make your opponet say the words I'm gay!"
(JR's music hits)
(Undertaker enters)
Mike Tenay: "Look at the look in Undertaker's eyes he wants Rosey so bad!"
Don West: "Look at JR hiding behind Rosey!"

Undertaker tombstones Rosey JR: "Bah Gawd, Undertaker, you son of a bitch, your going down! This will be the end!"

(JR slaps the undertaker)
(Undertaker tombstones JR into the glass of water)

Mike Tenay: "Someone please help JR!"
Don West: "He is going to drown!"


Undertaker: "Say that your'e gay!"
Rosey: "NO!"
Mike Tenay: "It's Undertaker's bitter rival, Eugene!

Eugene: "Remeber when we feuded?!
Undertaker: "Shut up!"
(Undertaker tombstones Eugene and Rosey)
Undertaker: "Say that your gay Eugene!"

Eugene: "I'm Gay!"
Undetaker: "Say that your gay, Rosey!"

Rosey: "I'm Gay!"
WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER!

Mike Tenay: "Is this the last of JR is he still alive!"
Don West: "THIS IS JUST SO WRONG!"
credits

Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"