Jim Ross: "Bah gawd, Oklahoma number one bah gawd Oklahoma, oklahoma, oklahoma!"
(spear to JR)
Batista: "I don't care about College Football...."
Batista: "I only care about me!"
Jercicho: "Shut up you steriod freak!"
Jake Roberts: "Yeah I'm here for you.... How can I get you into a pre-owned car?"
Jake Roberts: "Now, This car only has a few scrapes it runs great........."
Doink: "I will prove to everyone I'm the greatest in ring wrestler in Fun Friday history!"
(mufasa music hits)
(piledriver to doink)
(1,2,3 winner mufasa)
Triple H: "Ya know, Mufasa I want your ass....."
(suicide dive to Triple H)
(piledriver to Triple H on concrete)
Mufasa: "Triple H you have entered the wrong kingdom!"
Jake Roberts: "Now this car is the best in the lot it only has thirty hundred miles and the car has none of the features!"
Joe Laracuente: "Promotional consideration paid for by the following.... "Live foods Live Bodies by the REAL Juicer The Juice man!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring Test and Chuck!"
(big show music hits)
(throws test into Chuck)
(puts Chuck though set)
(el paso to test)
(1,2,3 winner big show)
Typhoon: "Big Show prove to me you have a set of balls, come back to here and show me!"
Big Show: "Where are you at?"
(chop block to big show)
htm puts a tomato in big shows' face
Honky Tonk Man: "You Fucking mark!"
(Mutagen Man attacks big show)
Typhoon: "You see the title I will get it back, you big shit-head!"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"