Ax: "I hope those morons voted for me I'm the best GM ever!"
Jake Roberts: "I promise if I win the poll I'll buy everyone drinks!"
Two-Face: "hahaha I will change Fun Friday forever!"
Tony Chimel: "Here are your Results!
Jake Roberts: "hahah yeah the fans have spoken, yeah you will all see that the greatest GM is here...."
Giant gonzalez: "After this match Lola and I are heading to the Midwest FurFest!"
Lola Bunny: "I can't wait hopefully it will be better than Anthrocon.."
Tony Chimel: "Here are the results on who to face giant gonzalez!"
(Greg "The Hammer" Valentine's music hits)
Giant gonzalez: "Before I out wrestle Greg I remember the time I first met Lola we met on alt.fan.furry!"
Lola: "Also I want to say the media portrayals of Furries are misconceptions!"
(clothesline to giant gonzalez)
(punches to giant gonzalez)
(eye rake to greg)
(choke to greg)
(Giant Gonzalez attempts to slam greg)
(the crowd chants.... You Can't wrestle!)
(Greg falls back into a pin 1,2.....)
(Lola Bunny gets on the apron)
(Lola puts a rag of ether in Greg's face)
(1,2,3 WINNER GIANT GONZALEZ)
Giant Gonzalez: "Furry conventions are about kinky sex between weirdos in foxy costumes...."
Lola: "Let's bring bring Greg with us and find out why they call him the hammer....."
(Giant Gonzalez drags Greg backstage)
Dean Stockwell: "Batista will take on the Tyrant Lizard!"
JR: "Bah gawd Batista you will learn to love my new sauce I've been working on I call it JR's Revenge....."
(Warriors music hits)
(clothesline to JR)
(punches to tyrant lizard)
(Warrior throws Tyrant Lizard out of the ring)
Warrior: "JR,I know it will be hard with your triple ADD, but try and concentrate on beautiful things. Like one of those most awesome clotheslines decapitating you. Thanks for the amusement JR."
Warrior: "It's a rebirth of a madness the skies haved openend, the seas parted and the ground has shoken with a thunder the world over. All those who have Always Believed it has opened the wounds of `intensity' and bleed the blood of self once more......"
Warrior: "Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel! Load it with the warriors!"
Mike Tenay: "OK, the Fun friday Universe have spoken and the next match will be a cliff match!"
Typhoon: "Big Show I will re-gain my title and I guess that will make me your daddy!"
HTM: "I have worked over 500 indy shows this year to see this......"
Lance Storm: "After Typhoon regains his title Fun Friday will be saved!"
Big Show: "Typhoon were all tired of your crap it ends right now!"
(Chop block to big show)
(Big show into bananas)
(Typhoon puts big show into the snickerdoodles)
(Big Show puts Typhoon into the creamer)
(The El Paso to Typhoon)
(Lance storm chop blocks to big show)
(Lance Storm throws Big Show into the water)
(Lance Storm attempts to drown big show)
Warrior: "I will save you!"
(Warrior gets big show out of the water)
(Warrior attempts to throw Typhoon off the cliff)
(JR slaps Warrior)
(Big Show tries to throw Typhoon off the cliff)
(Mutagen Man chop blocks Big Show)
(Typhoon and Mutagen Man throw Big Show off the cliff)
(Big show falls)
Tony Chimel: "Here is your winner and NEW FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION TYPHOON!"
Typhoon: "I knew it I told all of you!"
Typhoon: "I love it, how about it? Yes! Yes! Yes!"
HTM: "anyone who thinks Typhoon should've won is a fucking mark!"
Dean Stockwell: "Allrighty the next match will be a jungle match according to the Fun Friday universe!"
Triple H: "Mufasa your ass is mine in your jungle!"
Mufasa: "Triple H where are you?"
(Triple H attacks Mufasa from behind)
(Triple H punches Mufasa)
(belly to belly suplex to Triple H)
(claws to Triple H)
(Piledriver to Triple H)
(Triple H is busted open)
(Mufasa puts Triple H's face into the cage)
(Mufasa and Triple H climb the cage)
Mufasa: " You must take your place in the circle of life."
WINNER MUFASA
(Triple H falls)
Undertaker: "Nice match you loser!"
(tombstone to Triple H)
Undertaker: "Triple H you will rest........in..........peace......."
Mufasa: "Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.”