Bret Hart: "All of Reddit is a buzz over our 3rd man next week. Who will it be?"
Bret: "I'll give all of our smark fans a clue it's someone we respect!"
Daniel Bryan: "And NO.. NO! it is NOT CM Punk he did the right thing and quit this damn company!"
Terry Funk's theme hits
Terry Funk: "Somone mention CM Quitter?"
Bret: "It's not your place!"
Funk: "Let me tell you somethin' you fuck I drove for 1200 miles to get a five dollar fucken paycheck and I didn't quit you FUCK!"
drop kick to funk
Bryan goes to the top
Bryan: "Time to get into WRESTLING mode!"
wrestling takedown to bryan
Bret: "Use the counter Stu Hart taught me!"
Bret: "C'mon this is a wrestling show not a carnival! Use the Stu counter!"
armbar to funk
bryan goes for the legs
funk kicks bryan in the balls
elbow to bryan
funk puts bryan to the top
suplex to bryan off the top!
bryan kicks out
piledriver to bryan
Bret breaks the count
bret punches funk
bret grabs funk
Dusty: "This is da closest you will git to da gold!"
Dusty: "I'm gonna knock ya face off!"
funk ducks and Dusty hits bret
bret falls out of the ring
funk kicks dusty in the balls
Funk: "I want that fucken belt!"
Mike Tenay: "We gotta go to the back someone is beat down!"
Don West: "Get the cameras out there hurry man hurry!"
avalanche to hogan
bam bam bigelow splash to hogan
Oreo: "Dolph Ziggler I formally challenge you to a one on one enoucnter for my beloved Texas title. We will steal the show next week!"
Kevin Nash: "John Cena is all saying he does everything for the kids? Really? He's been in the spotlight how long. He can't carry my jock!"
John Cena's theme hits
Cena: "I do EVERYTHING for the kids! What have yo done for the kids?"
Nash: "Two things jack and SHIT!"
shoulder block to nash
cena goes to the top
boot to cena
punches to cena
clothesline to cena
jacknive to cena
STF to Nash
Brock Lesnar breaks the submisson with a chair!
Lesnar: "Gimmie the camera!"
Lesnar: "Cena you will be dead next week!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"
TEAM HOGYN AND BISTRO AND KAMALA VS BETTER BUISNESS BUREAU VS TEAM WORKRATE AND A MYSTERY PARTNER
Brock Lesnar vs John Cena for the #1 contendership
Terry Funk vs Dusty Rhodes for the Fun Friday title