Mean Gene: "As you can see the dark clouds have moved in.......Welcome to Bozeman Montana!"
Mean Gene: "Big sky country and well we got some big matches no doubt lets get to it!"
Tony Chimel: "The following is the four man battle royal for the Texas title!"
Dolph Ziggler's theme hits
Tony Chimel: "The current Texas champion the SHOW OFF.... DOLPH ZIGGLER!"
Ziggler goes after THE Hulk
Ziggler throws out Hulk
HTM punches Oreo
kick to Oreo
HTM throws out Oreo
Ziggler: "I always SHOW OFF!"
HTM: "I always SHOOT so what the fuck?"
head scissors to HTM
HTM goes for Ziggler
Ziggler holds onto HTM
WINNER AND STILL TEXAS CHAMPION: DOLPH ZIGGLER
Mean Gene: "I have just been told a Cliff match stipulation has been added to the Cena Lesnar match.... I have a very special guest at this time... Jake Roberts!"
Jake Roberts: "I wanna plug DDP Yoga. It has helped me become a better person!"
Roberts: "It can help you get a second chance at life!"
Bundy: "Those nerds who can't get laid in a sex factory and a orange overrated joke!"
Bundy: "We here at the better business bureau know whats best for the business!"
Batista Junior: "And you hogan-"
Hogan grabs Junior
splash to bigelow
spear to bundy
Hogan: "Time to give my maniacs What they want........"
drop kick to hogan
Daniel Bryan: "All of your maniacs are my YESMEN! YES! YES! YES!"
sharpshooter to batista sr
kamala breaks it
YES lock to Hogan
Bigelow's head butt breaks it breaks it
Kamala breaks the pin
big boot to Bigelow
elbow to Hogan
YES lock batista sr
Bundy breaks it
Bret puts Kamala into the post
clothesline to hogan
punches to batista senior
punches senior out of the ring
puts senior into the rocks
Bryan dives onto the count
spears Bryan into the rocks
sharpshooter to Kamala
big boot to Bret
leg drop to bret
Hogan: "Alright strap in maniacs!"
Hogan: "Hold on tight dudes!"
IT'S BRUNO SAMMARTINO!
BEAR HUG TO HOGAN!
WINNERS VIA SUBMISSON: TEAM WORKRATE
Bruno: "NO you be saying YEAH. YEAH!"
Bret: "He's our third man!"
Bruno: "I lyke dis team workrate!"
Bruno: "When I came to dis countree I work very hard and dese men work very hard!"
George Klein: "Wow. I know uhhh uhhh the upcoming Match John Cena is fromt hat movie the knockout or something..."
John Cena's theme hits
Cena: "I dedicate this match to lil Danny who is fighting for his life in the ICU!"
Brock Lesnar's theme hits
Tony Chimel: "The way to win this match is by either pin submisson or throwing your opponent off the cliff!"
STF to Lesnar
Lesnar gets to the ropes
Cena puts Lesnar into the rocks
takes Lesnar to the back
lesnar gets cena down
kimora lock to cena
cena gets out
AA to Lesnar
Cena: "c'mon you Goro Look a like!"
STF to Lesnar
Lesnar grabs a chair
hits Cena with the chair
camera is taken out by lesnar
Mike Tenay: "Cena and Lesnar headed on top of the cliff?"
Don West: "Get a camera out there hurry man hurry!
Both are on top of the cliff
F5 to Cena off the cliff
WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER: BROCK LESNAR
Lesnar: "I'm going after that title, OK?
Patrick Duffy: "It's main event time. These guys are both nuts! I'm so excited!"
Terry Funk: "I'm going to finally win the blet!"
Funk: "Once I win it I will get the money that comes with it and I won't have to sell my secerts of the bible DVDs!"
Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
Dusty slips on the wet ring
dusty kicks out
puts Dusty into the turnbuckle
puts dusty into the rocks
takes Dusty to the back
funk drags dusty
beats dusty's head on a chair
puts dusty in the wall
low blow to funk
hits funk in the balls
Dusty: "Say I quit do ya self a favor and quit!"
Funk: "You will have to kill me!"
Dusty: "Say it!"
Funk: "Ahhhh naw ahhhhhhhh bleagh no!"
funk takes dusty to the ring area
puts Dusty into the ring
Dusty gets out of the choke
in to a piledriver
kick to Funk
the rhodes shuffle to Funk
back suplex to funk
both men are down
funk kicks out
sleeper hold to funk
funk gets to the ropes
Elbow to funk
funk kicks out
dusty elbow to funk
WINNER AND STILL FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION: DUSTY RHODES
Dusty: "Daddeh I killed dat rat Terry!"
Dusty: "I slayed da white trash rat I'm like dat man beowolf dadeh!"
Funk: "I..........can't breathe......."
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"