Dusty Rhodes: "Well today is Easter and well to think of it da whole Jesus thing was a giant Dusty finish!"
Dusty: "Dat whole angle wasn't booked by me I would like to take credit fo' it but as great as dat was it wasn't me!"
Dusty: "I know some of does geeks Ill call him Mave Deltzer and Kave uhhh Keller say about me dat I can't book well-"
Brock Lesnar's theme hits
Brock: "Well next week you won't be making jokes OK?"
Dusty: "I don't joke I'm a BAD BAD MAN!"
hits dusty with the title
Kimoira lock to dusty
Dolph Ziggler: "What a way to celecrate Easter than seeing THE SHOW OFF....... SHOW OFF............."
Ziggler: "Oh and AJ if your watching you pick me as your boyfriend you won't regret it!"
Tony chimel: "The following is the Easter Battle Royal the winner will get a texas title match next week against texas champion Dolph Ziggler in New Town, North dakota!"
Jeff Jarrett: "I sense a force behind me......."
Andre throws out Jeff
HTM: "CREATE YOUR OWN THING!"
nash throws out HTM
Colin Delaney drop kicks Nash out
Oreo holds on and Marc mero goes out
Jake Roberts throws out Hulk and Skelton Warrior
Colin drop kicks oreo out
Andre chokeslams colin out
DDT to andre
Jake: "ANDRE WHAT? C'MON GET UP!"
Adre does the tied in the ropes spot
jake punches andre
Jake: "This is a battle royal not a match you remember the spot?"
the both go over the top
andre's feet land on jake
andre is on top of Jake
WINNER OF THE EASTER BATTLE ROYAL: ANDRE
Andre: "I going for that Texas title. even if I'm from France."
Daniel Bryan: "YES! IT'S EASTER! YES! YES! YES!"
Bryan: "SAY YES TO JESUS!"
Bret Hart: "Jesus was a great worker."
Bruno: "He was a great carpenter and he did lots of work. I enoy working it's Good!"
Bryan: "YES! Easter bunny! YES! Jesus YES!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"
NEXT WEEK FUN FRIDAY FROM NEW TOWN, ND
ANDRE VS DOLPH ZIGGLER FOR THE TEXAS TITLE
BROCK LESNAR VS DUSTY RHODES FOR THE FUN FRIDAY TITLE