Typhoon: "Once again I'm the Fun Friday Champion, I told all of you I would win! Nobody listened to me Hey everyone listen to me I'm always right!"
HTM: "listen to me you bunch of marks we called it!"
Lance Storm: "We are changing Fun Friday the product on doorstopnation needed a change"
Typhoon: "I'm the greatest Fun Friday Champion of all time! everyone Bow to me!"
Big Show: "I demand a re-match right here, right now!"
William Regal: "Hello, I can say Big show you will get your re-match next week and Typhoon nobody can help you next week this will be a steel cage match!"
Giant gonzalez: "I challenge anyone in the back to a match next week!"
Lola Bunny: "Were furries and were proud of it you got a problem with that? Face us next week!"
(warriors theme hits)
(double clothesline to KC and Virgil)
(warrior splash into a pin 1,2,3 WINNER WARRIOR)
(Warrior throws KC and Virgil out of the ring)
Warrior: "I have came back to Fun Friday because one thing that would not die was the voiiiiices!"
(Bret Hart's theme hits)
Bret Hart: "Hey Warrior what ever happend to the match we had planned a few months back?"
Warrior: "I was busy that day and I'm pretty busy and booked for the next month thanks...."
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Toontown...... Roger Rabbit!"
(Kane's music hits)
(choke slam to Roger)
(1,2,3 WINNER KANE)
Kane: "Remember me?!"
Batista: "Warrior, you caused me to miss my flight and I'm going to kick your ass!"
Warrior: "Why did you miss the flight? All my little warriors told me that Batista's plane would go into a nose dive!"
Batista: "Cut the crap I want you right here right now!"
JR: "Bah gawd, batista you have never faced my tyrant lizard you think I forgot?!"
William Regal: "Hello, everyone How about this next week it will be Warrior versus Batista in a street fight and the winner faces the tyrant lizard!"
JR: "Bah gawd Whoever wins will fall victom to my tyant lizard!"
Brian Knobbs: "I just wanted to take this time to come out and thank William Regal for inviting me to his halloween party.."
Mufasa: "Regal if you listening I beat Triple H last week I demand a title shot I should be in the cage against typhoon"
Clerance Mason: "Now wait a minute, my client Warlord demands a title shot!"
Warlord: "Mufasa I don't give a crap about you or the jungle!"
(Undertaker's music hits)
Mufasa: "Before I hear the generic undertaker promo... Undertaker I don't give a shit if your a politican I'm king of the jungle bitch and Warlord weren't you in jail last week?"
Undertaker: "Mufasa, I don't know who you are... or who you think you are, but your writing checks your ass can't cash!"
Clerance Mason: "Warlord was in jail for only one day!"
William Regal: "Settle down, settle down next week there will be a triple threat between Mufasa, undertaker and Warlord! OK the show is offically over for today....."
