Mean Gene: "Welcome to Saginaw, Michigan! We got a great show planned lets get right to it!"
Wade Barrett: "As the new Texas champion I'm a legit fighter and I would be anyone in a SHOOT!"
Kamala: "I Can shoot I was on da shooting team in high school!"
Barrett: "HA Really? Get in the ring and show me!"
Kamala hits Barrett with a chair
Air Africa to Barrett
Barrett hits Kamala with the title
WINNER: WADE BARRETT
Barrett: "BAD NEWS FOR KAMALA!"
Bret Hart: "Ladies and gentlemen.. Daniel Bryan 2.0!"
Eric Young: "EY! EY! EY! I'm the true internet darling!"
Bruno Sammartino: "And he's a good worker!"
Eric: "I started the whole EY movement!"
Eric: "C'mon I'm better than that vanilla midget Daniel Bryan!"
drop kick to EY
Bret grabs Bryan
bret grabs bryan's leg
boot to bryan
punches to EY
back supplex to Bryan
Eric: "EY! EY! EY!"
Brock Lesnar: "I'm the champion and it's in my contract I can show up whenever.. OK?"
Dolph Ziggler: "I want to introduce the world to my new girlfriend!"
Kaitlyn's theme hits
Ziggler: "AJ I never had my sights set on you I always wanted Kaitlyn!"
Ziggler: "You see AJ Kaitlyn is not crazy I know what she's like 24/7!"
Andre: "Easy dere boss.."
AJ: "Dolph don't lie you know all women are crazy thats why I'm insane!"
Andre grabs Ziggler
head scissors to Kaitlyn
bronco buster to Kaitlyn
Ziggler puts Andre in the post
Andre gets into the ropes
Kaitlyn kicks andre in the balls
AJ rolls up Kaitlyn
Andre breaks the count
shoulder block to Andre
sleeper hold to Andre
WINNER VIA KNOCKOUT: DOLPH ZIGGLER
Ziggler: "We are so happy. We are a real couple! SHOW OFF!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"