Giant gonzalez: "I challenge anyone in the back to a wrestling match!"
Lola Bunny: "C'mon out My Giant will take out anyone!"


(Kamala's music hits)


(clothesline to Giant gonzalez)


(Kamala attempts to slam giant gonzalez)
(You both suck chants begins)


(eye rake to kamala)
(You can't wrestle chants starts)


1,2,3 WINNER GIANT GONZALEZ


Giant: "That was easy...."
Lola: "Kinda like all furrie women.."


Kane: "NO RULES!"




Warrior: "Batista you queer today you will find out how queering doesn't make the world work....."


(spear to warrior)


(punches to warrior)


(Batista puts Warrior into the Italian dressing)


(Warrior puts Batista threw the windsheil of the truck)


(Batista is busted open)


(Warrior slam to Batista)


(1,2.........)


(kickout)


(Warrior puts batista into the steps)


(Warrior dumps marlboro lights on batista)


(boot to batista)


(warrior slam to batista)


(Batista reverses)


(warrior goes into the barbed wire)


(warrior is busted open)


(batista drags warrior)


Warrior: "Batista take your best shot!"


(spear to warrior)


(both fall)

(both fall off the stage)

(batista lands on warrior threw the stage)

(1,2,3 WINNER BATISTA)


Classie Fredie Blassie and Bret Hart: "Warrior did you have a nice fall?"




Ax: "I have a idea for the cage match how about pin falls count anywhere!"
Jake Roberts: "I have a idea another beer!"


Clerance Mason: "I am outraged this is outrageous that The Warlord has to face a non-human!"


(Mufasa music hits)


(mufasa attacks mason)


(Mufasa puts warlord's head into the steps)


Undertaker: "Mufasa if you want my ass so bad come out to the parking lot and get some!"


(Mufasa throws Warlord into the undertaker)


(suplex to undertaker)


(Mufasa puts Undertaker into the truck)


(Mufasa puts Italian dressing on undertakers head)


(Mufasa runs over Undertaker)


(1,2..............)


(Warlord breaks the pin)


(Mufasa suplex to Warlord)


(1,2,3 WINNER MUFASA)
Mufasa: "Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars....So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I when I become Fun Friday champion!"






Typhoon: "Oh, goody another Fun Friday main event which I will win go ahead go back to the porn you were looking at no need to see the rest of this......"


(Big Show punches to Typhoon)


el paso to typhoon)


(Big show puts typhoon into the cage)


(boot to typhoon)


(Big Show spears typhoon thogh the stage)


(Big show climbs the cage)


big show: "I will show you all my new 490 splash!"


(Undertaker comes down from the celing)


(Undertaker throws big show off the cage)


(big show falls)


(The cage collapses on big show)


(typhoon pulls big show out)


1,2,3 WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION TYPHOON


Big Show: "Damn you Mark, I will get you....."


Typhoon: "I guaran-damn-teed a win here and Iam right again... Never discount my word my word goes all the way to the bank!"


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"