Big Show: "Undertaker what you did to me last week is crap! I want you! Right here right now..."
Undertaker: "Big show... Next week.. You...me.... Casket match!"
HTM: "You fucking marks Typhoon retained the title last week and he will retain again next week!"
Lance Storm: "No need to read next weeks episode you won't miss much.."
(Mufasa attacks Storm and HTM)
Mufasa: "Typhoon I will win the Fun Friday title and I will be king of the jungle!"
Warrior: "All the little warriors out there saw what happend to me last week, how I was screwed in that street fight!"
Warrior: "Bret Hart is satan!"
Classie Freddie Blassie: "Hey Warrior you take on the devil!"
Bret Hart: "Warrior I will out wrestle you, I'm the greatest technical wrestler.."
William Regal: "Hello everyone, on thanksgiving day Warrior you will be taking on Bret Hart!"
JR: "Bah gawd if anyone saw the slobber knocker street fight last week Batista will be taking on my tyrant lizard on thanksgiving day!"
(spear to JR)
(punches to Tyrant lizard)
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring... Tatto"
(Splinters music hits)
(10 punches to tatto)
(big boot to tatto)
(leg drop to tatto)
1,2,3 WINNER SPLINTER
Sylvester: "Suffering sucatace!"
Kane: "NO RULES!"
Stevie Richards: "I just wanted to say the day after thanksgiving Best Buy will be open at 5am goto the Chesterfield Valley I will be there!"
William Regal: "Hello Everyone, yes there will be a Fun Friday on Thanksgiving day and a Fun Friday on the day after thanksgiving!"
Typhoon: "Mufasa, next week I will re-tain my title... oh and Mufasa if you think what Scar did to you was bad..wait until next week!"
Match Line-ups:
Thanksgiving Day:
Shift Manager: Jake Roberts
Tatanka vs. Giant gonzalez
Batista vs. Tyrant Lizard
Bret Hart vs. Warrior
Day After Thanksgiving:
Shift Manager: Ax
Kane's open Challenge
Big Show vs. Undertaker (Casket Match)
Typhoon vs. Mufasa
