Jake Roberts: "so everyone it's Thanksgiving, what is there to be thankful for?"
Koko B. Ware: "I'm thankful for This Fun Friday!"
Splinter: "Isn't today thursday?"
Giant Giant Gonzalez: "I know, I know I'm taking on a native american you see he isn't a real indian he's a kayfabe indian!"
(Tatanka music hits)
Giant Gonzalez: "You mean nothing, this holiday means nothing to me, fuck you I'm from Argentina!"
Tatanka (BUFFALO): "You have dis-respected my people for the last time!"
(clothesline to Giant)
(tatanka dives off the apron)
(lands on the giant)
(Giant no sells and legit punches tatanka)
(slam to Tatanka)
(you can't wrestle chant)
(eye rake to tatanka)
1,2,3 WINNER GIANT GONZALEZ
Fun Friday Note: "Yes Giant Gonzalez wins with a eye-rake happy thanksgiving to all...."
Giant Gonzalez : "Now Lola and myself have a paid message.."
JR: "Bah gawd, I've done it I have found out that Batista is on roids!"
Jim Ross: "Look at me ba-steriod I know all your dealers and I will rub them all off!"
(Batista music hits)
(Batista throws JR out of the ring)
(puncehs to Batista)
(punches to tyrant lizard)
(chokes the tyrant lizard with the ropes)
(1,2,3 WINNER BATISTA)
Jake Roberts: "Any other things to be thankful for?"
The Mountie: "I'M THE MOUNTIE!!!!!!!"
Koko B. Ware: "I think Wal-mart closes at 6 today I'm not sure......"
Warrior: "I know it's a day to give thanks, Bret Hart should be thankful for the beating I'm about to give him!"
(Bret Hart's music hits)
Warrior: "Get ready to feel the power of the warrior!"
Bret Hart: "You ain't got shit warrior....."
(warrior attempts a clothesline to bret)
(bret trips warrior)
(sharp shooter to warrior)
Warrior: "I Quit! I Quit Owie, Owie, Owie please, please stop!!"
Bret Hart: "Who says owie?"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun and I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving......."