The Rock: "FINALLLLY THE ROCK... well the Rock is on the set of Too Fast eight and well The Rock is here to announce The Rock WILL NOT be in tree match!"
Rock: "You think the rock will actually climb a tree like that murderer jimmy snuka.. Oh wait Snuka is the rock's cousin.."
Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S COUSIN HE IS! The Rock is busy so get the cameras out of here!"
Dolph Ziggler: "It's time to SHOW OFF! It's too bad I'm too good!"
Daniel Bryan: "I will still be the Texas champion for the YEStar state!"
both lock up
bryan slams ziggler onto the ladder
bryan goes for the yes lock
yes lock to ziggler
ziggler climbs up the ladder
the ladder falls on both men
bryan pushes the ladder
bryan goes for the ladder
ziggler pushes the ladder
ladder falls on ziggler
bryan picks up the ladder
bryan climbs the ladder
WINNER AND STILL TEXAS CHAMPION:
Bryan: "YES! YES! YES!"
Brock Lesnar beats down Bryan
F5 to bryan
Lesnar: "........Fucking midget........."
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"