Bray Wyatt: "Father, I'm sorry I know I'm your only begotten Son!"
Bray: "I now know what to do!"
Bray takes down Rowan
Bray: "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"
Bray: "FATHER FORGIVE ME!"
Mean Gene: "Wow what a show it was last week.... welll I got someone a lady who almost won the title last week!"
AJ Lee: "Gene, I almost became the first ever female Fun friday champion, and to that I wanna say I'm single and ready mingle!"
AJ: "Gene, I'm not going on any dating sites like christian mingle I'm here looking for a good time partner!"
AJ: "My last partner Andre ha well lets say Andre only came on special occasions!"
Tony Chimel: "The following match is for number one conterdership for the Texas title currently in the ring from cleveland... Dolph Ziggler!"
Ryback's theme hits
Ziggler goes for the zig zag
boot to ryback
back suplex to ryback
ryback kicks out
ryback goes for the shell shock
ryback botches ziggler
puts ziggler in to the turnbuckle
ziggler: "jump spot."
Ryback goes to the top
splash off the top
Jimmy Uso: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S TIME TO GET USO CRAZZZZZZEEEY!"
Jey Uso: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
catch spot with the usos
Ryback puts Ziggler in the ring
shell shock to ziggler
AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TEXAS TITLE: RYBACK
Ryback: "I WILL EAT THE TEXAS TITLE LIKE TEXAS TOAST!"
AJ: "Any boys in the back who want some of this come on out!"
AJ: "Actually I don't want boys I want REAL MEN!"
Dusty Rhodes' theme hits
Dusty: "Now hold on a minute laday I gots an idea fo you!"
dusty: "Now mah sun he may not like da ladies I want you to break him in if ya undastand!"
AJ: "I would he happy to big dust!"
AJ: "Get me your son!"
Dusty: "Goldy come on out we gonna make you a man finally!"
Goldust: "Dad stop.."
Dusty: "Why? You don't like da womenz?"
AJ: "C'mon goldy it will be fun. try it you'll like it!"
Goldust: "I can't... I'm sorry."
Dusty: "I'm sorry about mah sun, he's not into gurlz he's a fag if ya undastand.."
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"