Kane: "I remember a long time ago when I was a kid on Black Friday, I killed a man over a Turbo Man Doll..."


(Eugene music hits)


Eugene: "I love Turbo man!"
Kane: "NO RULES!"


(Kane chokes Eugene)


(tombstone to Eugene)


(1,2,3 WINNER KANE)


Kane: "Show no Rules this Holiday season!"




Ax: "Ya know what in the title match, later there will be no rules!"


Big Show: "Undertaker get your ass out here!"


Undertaker: "Big Show you will rest in peace......"


(punches to undertaker)


(puts undertaker into the stage)


(puts undertaker into the trash cans)


(undertaker trips big show )


(undertaker hits big show with a maze)




(tombstone to big show)


(big show is busted open)


(big show tries to get away from the undertaker)


(big show punches undertaker)


(undertaker throws big show off the stage)




(big show lands in the casket)


(Undertaker closes the lid)
WINNER UNDERTAKER


Undertaker: "My next target is the Fun Friday title!"




Typhoon: "Undertaker.... you fuck you want some of me come on out here and get me...."


(Mufasa attacks)


(german suplex to typhoon)


(mufasa attacks lance storm)


(mufasa puts typhoon into the stage)


(1,2.......)


(mutagen man breaks the count.......)


(suplex to mutagen man)


(punces to typhoon)


mufasa: "Stay out of my shit!"
undertaker: "Nobody tells me what to do!"


(punches to mufasa)


(Undertaker and Mufasa on top of the stage)


(Undertaker throws mufasa off the stage)


(Mufasa falls)

(Lance Storm puts Mufasa into the casket)


(Lance Storm puts the casket on the back of a truck)


(the truck drives away)
Don West: "WHO IS DRIVING THE TRUCK WHY? DAMN IT? THIS IS JUST SO WRONG!"


Typhoon: "I knew it, you never bet against me, you hear me...."


(Undertaker puts typhoon though the stage)


(last ride to mutagen man)


(boot to HTM)


Undertaker: "If anyone gets in my way of getting the title they will rest in peace....."


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun......."