Mike Tenay: "What is Akeem doing on Fun Friday?"
Don West: "THIS IS SO WRONG!"
Mean Gene: "Welcome to the seventh anniversary episode of Fun Friday, we have an update on the conditon of oreo Kamala..."
Gene: "What is going on with Oreo first and mormost is he living?"
Kamala: "Well Gene, it don't look good no it don't he's been in a coma and well remember dat tery schavo well dat be him rite now!"
Kamala: "everyone out dere get #GetWellOreo trending and support him in his time of need!"
Gene: "Yes, we are all thinking of the oreo, now my next guest Goldust..."
Goldust: "Gene, my father stabbed me in the back and I don't know if I can do this anymore.."
Goldust: "I thought I've seen it all until last week I don't want to wrestle anymore..."
Bray Wyatt: "Lemme tell you somethin' maaaan, when I was a kid, I had a stuffed monkey. And that monkey was MY BEST FRIEND, HAHAHAA!"
Wyatt: "Until the monkey, he stopped talkin' to me man. So I found an otter. And then I ate 'em. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW MAN, THAT OTTERS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!"
Wyatt: "I'm with my Papa and MY LEADER sooooooo..."
Wyatt: "FIND ME UNDERTAKER.............. I'M ALREADY THERE!"
Daniel Bryan: "I got only one word to Fun Friday's 7 year celebration!"
Daniel Bryan: "YES! YES! YES TO 7 YEARS! YES! YES!"
Bryan: "One of you guys whomever wins this Cliff match will face me for the Texas title good luck I'm gonna be here to watch and make sure nobody messes this up!"
Dusty Rhodes takes down both men
drop toe hold to ryback
spine buster to ryback on the chair
Dolph Ziggler hits dusty with a chair
Ziggler chair shots Ryback in the HEAD with a chair
Dusty: "Whoaw daddeh it's PG he gunn git fined!"
Bryan: "No sorry guys this is a NO run ins match! There must be a WINNER!"
The Usos: "HAHAHAAH RUN IN? WE JUMP IN!"
headlock to dusty
Dusty throws Ziggler thru the set
chokes dusty with a chair
shell shock to dusty
jimmy uso takes down bryan
Jey jumps off the ladder
ALL FOUR MEN FALL OFF THE CLIFF!
Bryan: "What is going on?"
Jimmy: "A spot is about to go on!"
Jimmy climb the ladder
Bryan: "No winner? NO! NO NO! I challenge those guys to a four way ladder match for my title.. YES! YES! YES!"
The Rock: "FINALLLLY THE ROCK HAS CUMMMMMMM BACK TOOOO FUN FRIDAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Rock: "THE ROCK is on the set of fast and furious EIGHT and The Rock will be there soon to LAYETH THE SMACKDOWN On Oreohhh wait-"
Rock: "The Rock laughed so hard when that BITCH Oreo had his car accident last week HAHAHA the ROCK howled WITH LAUGHTER!"
Rock: "LISTEN TEAM BRING IT THE ROCK HOWELED!"
Rock: "THAT COOOKIE PUUUUUUUS IS FIANLLLY DEAD!"
AJ Lee: "Dwyane, its all your all fault about Oreo if it wasn't for you he would've bought that car you pressured him!"
Rock: "Lets Seee did The Rock put peer pressure on Oreo and The Rock bullied Oreo..... hmmmmmmmmm!"
Rock picks up AJ
Rock: "What if The Rock puts pressure on you?"
Rock: "What if the Rock does something to make you walk funny?
Rock: "What if The Rock gives you his world famous strudel?"
Rock: "What if The ROCK ROCKS AJ?!"
AJ: "NO! Let me go.. NOW!"
Rock: "The Rock is going to do something FOR THE PEOPLE!"
Rock spanks AJ!
Rock: "The Rock is lean and Solid everywhere AJ wants THE rock!"
AJ: "NO STOP!"
Rock: "THIS TIME IT'S FOR TEAM BRING IT WORLDWIDE.......... THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE........"
Rock: "Shall The Rock start the festivities......"