The Rock: "FINALAAALLLY THE ROCK HAS CUM BACK TOOOOOOOOO FUN FRIIIDAAAAAAAAY!"
Rock: "NEXT WEEK jabronis the ROCK has a SUPER announcement that will ROCK you!"
Rock: "So until then Smell What THE IS COOKIN NEXT WEEK BITCHES!"
Mean Gene: "This is the four way ladder match here in Rolla Missouri!"
Ryback's theme hits
Dolph Ziggler's theme hits
Dusty hits Ziggler with a chair
spear to dusty
Daniel Bryan's theme hits
Mean Gene: "The YES movement I never say yes to my mother in law!"
Bryan: "Gene have you been drinking?"
Bryan climbs the ladder
Ziggler grabs the ladder
power bomb off the ladder!
Dusty climbs the ladder
dusty climbs and bryan clibmbs
bryan goes for the title
boot to dusty
Ziggler suplexs ziggler off
both land on Dusty
The Usos: "WHEN WE SAY UCE Y'ALL SAY OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Usos set up the spot board
The Usos: "TIME FOR OUR SPOT!"
Jimmy is on top of Jey
YES lock to Ziggler
bryan climbs the ladder
dusty goes for the ladder
Dusty and bryan go for the title
Goldust has a chair!
goldust accidently hits bryan with a chair
Dusty throws Goldust off the top of the platform
Dusty: "NO fag is gonna cost me to represent TEXAS daddeh!"
Dusty grabs the title
WINNER AND NEW TEXAS CHAMPION: DUSTY RHODES
Dusty: "Listen to Big Dust I'm gonna bring some honoah to dis title ya undastand?"
Dusty: "look at dese fools trying to think that dey be badder than me?"
Dusty: "Who be bad now boys?"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"