Goldust: "I want right now to call out Bray Wyatt you see Bray and I have something in common..."
Goldust: "We are both second generation wrestlers we both have abusive fathers we-"
Bray Wyatt's theme hits
Bray Wyatt: "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!"
Wyatt: "I PUT YOU ON WARNING!"
AJ: "We have the dog on our side.."
Oreo: "We pay him in more than bones!"
Junk Yard Dog: "Yah yeah dats rite this ol' dawg from north cackalacka is gonna win the king of the ring!"
Oreo: "Oh and Usos I haven't forgotten about you!"
JYD: "Yeah I get paid to beat doze usos keeds and den I'm gunna win the king of the ring to win all da money to buy dat blow!"
The Usos: "Time for USOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Reigns goes for a spear
Reigns hits the post
The Rock's theme hits
Rock: "FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY IT'S THE ROCK'S BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Rock: "What is The Rock going to get for his birthday? Well the rock sees his family in shambles.."
Rock: "The Rock sees a COOKIE PUSS in the RING In the ROCK's ring!"
Oreo: "You think I've forgotten what you did to AJ?"
Rock: "Where are you goin' Oreo? Turn around.. Turn around?"
Oreo: "Why do I need to turn around?"
Rikishi: "It's time to back DAT ASS UP!"
Rock: "The Rock told the COOKIE PUSS to turn around....."
Rock: "Turn around turn around and it's Rikishi's ass!"
Rikishi: "It's a wide load!"
Rock: "The Rock couldn't think of a better birthday!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"
NEXT WEEK THE KING OF THE RING!