Mean Gene: "Here is the 2015 King of the ring brackets!"
Oreo: "Last week a friend of mine turned his back on-"
AJ: "He turned on US we helped him in his time of need!"
Oreo: "Many people don't know we helped Rikishi with losing weight last year."
AJ: "And Oreo remember when you got that lawyer to help in out of that indecent exposure charge."
Rikishi: "Wait a second that indecent exposure charge was bogus if I wanna back my ass up at Shop N save its my life!"
Oreo: "Tell us why you turned on us!"
Rikishi: "It's FAMILY you see I'll do anything for my sons!"
Oreo: "even stabbing your friends in the back?"
Rikishi: "Well listen it's it's........
Rikishi: "IT'S TIME!"
Rikishi: "Nice little ass not a BIG one like mine!"
Rikishi: "TIME TO BACK DAT ASS UP!"
AJ kicks Rikishi in the balls
Rikishi falls onto Jey Uso
Oreo: "WE challenge your family!"
AJ: "You wanna war? You got one!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Montreal Rick Martel!"
JYD's theme hits
Oreo's theme hits
Oreo: "Lets make sure nobody runs in!"
JYD goes for an arm bar
scoop slam to Martel
forearm to JYD
AJ: "Hey Riiiick!"
JYD rolls Martel up
JYD: "You guys are great friends!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Boston... It's ARRCCCIIIDIII!"
Bret Hart's theme hits
Bret: "Another guy that can't work I have to carry!"
Bret goes for Arcidi's leg
takedown to Arcidi
arm bar to arcidi
2nd rope elbow drop
headlock to Arcidi
another 2nd rop elbow drop
WINNER BRET HART
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Jamaica Kofi Kingston!"
Kamala's theme hits
Kamala: "Listen we both brothas you gotta make dis match look good!"
Kamala: "Dat Bret guy said a while back I can't rassle lets show him!"
Kamala goes for an arm bar
Kamala: "C'mon show bret I wanna be da best rassler."
Kamala: "I'll sell it ok?"
Kamala kicks out
Kamala: "Its time to go home."
Kamala grabs Kofi
botched suplex off the top to kofi
Bray Wyatt: "In this promo I will say a bunch of words and I'm going to mention Ryback.........'
Wyatt: "HAHAHA What will I do to Ryback? HAHAA Don't you wanna know? Run!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Rochester, New York... Colin Delaney!"
Roman Reigns' theme hits
Spear to Colin
WINNER: ROMAN REIGNS
The Usos: "WE STILL GOTTA DO SPOTS!"
Rikishi sits on Colin
Rikishi: "My sons I have a story to tell you... a new king will emerge a king of the ring...."
Rikishi: "King Roman and King Roman will form the new Roman EMPIRE!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"