Bray Wyatt: "Well, it sure feels good to come in here And just pull up a seat.."
Wyatt: "These old dog days of summer Lord, I'll be glad when they're gone It's too hot to fish, too hot for golf And too cold at home man!"
Batista Sr: "Bluetista we want your ass!"
bluetista attacks senior with the blue chair
hits bray with the blue chair
hits junior with the blue chair
Silverberg hits Bluetista with the rocking chair
suplex to Bluetista
Batista senior sits on bluetista
Batista Senior: "I pulled up my chair!"
Wyatt: "Someone get me a lemonade or a sweet tea!"
wyatt: "I'm hungry get me something to eat!"
Spear to Wyatt
clotheslines junior out of the ring
puts bluetista on top of senior
WINNER AND STILL TEXAS CHAMPION: BLUETISTA
Silverberg rips off the silver
Silverberg: "RYBACKS HUNGRY!"
Oreo: "AJ I wish you the best of luck remeber our plan!"
AJ: "Yes oh and Viki I have something for you!"
viki: "Excuse me? Excuse me? I have a plan and it's Eva Marie!"
Eva Marie: "I'm RED HOT right now!"
Eva slaps AJ
Eva takes down AJ
2 on 1 to AJ
Oreo: "I have someone who will stop you Viki!"
Goldust's theme hits
Goldust grabs Viki
Goldust: "I'm not a man anymore I'm Transgender!"
Goldust holds Viki back
Eva pulls AJ's hair
AJ pulls Eva's hair
Aj with a wrestling take down
arm bar to Eva
Eva gets to the ropes
flying clothesline to Eva
Eva kicks out
Eva takes down AJ
Oreo: "Now's the time!"
Eva: "SHUT UP!"
AJ rolls up Eva
WINNER: AJ LEE
Goldust: "This is a great day for the LGBT community!"
AJ: "I dediecate this to anyone who has been bullied!"
Oreo: "We are all the same!"
Brock Lesnar: "This ass licker I mean kicker is gonna kicks sum ass!"
The Rock's theme hits
The Rock: "FINAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO FUUUUNNNNNNN FRIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAY!"
Rock: "Wait a second here Brock The Rock doesn't want to fight you The Rock has news!"
Rock: "The Rock is here to say Roman Reigns has been attacked in the back and you can win this match via forfiet!"
Rock: "The Rock will count to ten and Brock will retain. Count with the rock.. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven..."
Rock: "Eight.... Nine........ IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!"
Rock hits Lesnar with the hammer
Rock: "THE ROCK IS NOW IN THE TITLE MATCH!"
People's elbow to Brock
Rock connects with the People's elbow
Roman Reigns breaks the count
Reigns punches Rock
Reigns hits Rock with the hammer
Uso's dive on Reigns
2 on 1 to Reigns
Reigns moves out of the way
powerbomb to the uso
Kimora lock to Reigns
Reigns grabs the hammer
WINNER VIA KNOCKOUT AND STILL FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION: BROCK LESNAR
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"