The Miz: "Weeeelcome to Miz TV I'm THE MIZ and ohh have you seen my wife HAHAHA?"
Miz: "Bret tell us about your cliff match next week for the Texas title!"
Bret Hart: "How did you get an interview segemnt?"
Bret: "I promise I will win the Texas title and I hate Texas I will rename it the Canada title!"
Roman Reigns: "Ohhhh Miiizzzz we gotta finish our movie!"
Reigns: "Lights camera ACTION!"
Mean Gene: "Sting what are you doing?"
Sting: "Soup is on the menu!"
Brock Lesnar: "THE BEAST is BACK!"
Lesnar: "I'm BACK TO DESTROY MORE! Does Anyone wants a title shot?"
Lesnar: "Just drop me a line ok?"
Sting: "THAT SOUP HAD A HAIR IN IT!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"