Roman Reigns: "Happy Thanksgiving! We here are both charisma we both uhh have charisma!"
Miz: "Just buy our upcoming movie..."
Miz: "I should leave this crap and host TRL!"
Earthquake: "we love thanksgiving!"
Rikishi: "We ARE FAT WORLD WE LOVE TO EAT!"
Rikishi: "Oh yeah we got a new member from Africa!"
Akeem: "Whats up brothers!"
Akeem: "It's an honor to be apart of Fat world!"
Yokozuna: "Cause if you're Fat world bound let me warn ya, it's a long, hard ride on the toilet!"
Kamala: "Why ain't I apart of Fat world!"
Yokozuna: "You aint fat enough!"
Kamala: "buuut I is actually FROM africa!"
Oreo: "I'm thankful for AJ and my fans!"
Goldust: "I'm thankful for the LGBT community!"
AJ: "I'm thankful for Oreo and kicking ASS!"
Tony Chimel: "The following is the 2015 Turkey Bowl battle Royal the winner receives a title shot against Bret Hart tomorrow!"
Goldust throws out Colin Delaney
Ryback tosses out Bo Dallas
Fandango goes to the top!
Ryback spears Fandango off!
Rowan spears Ryback
Arcidi throws out Ryabck and Rowan
Road Dogg tries to go doggy style on Arcidi
Road Dogg: "Whoaw I'm just playin big man!"
Goldust low blows Arcidi
Road dogg kicks Arcidi in the balls
3 men throw Arcidi
the 3 take out tim
Kamala: "May the best man win!"
goldust: "I'm not a man anymore!"
Goldust and Kamala look at Road dogg
both throw out road Dogg
Kamala calls his spot
Air Africa to Goldust
Kamala thinks he can go for a pin in a battle royal
Kamala throws out Goldust
Kamala: "I will do this thang!"
Kamala: "Yeah I will be ya Texas champion for all y'all!"
Bill Rock: "I hope everyone had fun!"