Undertaker: "Joe thinks he's punishing me by making me face Hogan next week, it doesn't matter you can make me face 20 people and I will win!"
Hulk Hogan: "Listen brother I'm Hulk hogan dude, and I have creative control brother!"
Undertaker: "Well I am the dead man, bitch!"
Hulk Hogan: "Undertaker, whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch scud missels shoot you down brother!"
Jake Roberts: "Well it looks like William Regal's new house is done and he's off this week....."
Ax: "With that being said, I finally went to the Walgreen's bathroom last night...."
Jake Roberts: "Whoopdie-fucking-do......"
Giant: "I challenge anyone in the back right now to a wrestling match not a fight a wrestling match!"
Lola: "If anyone has the balls come out here right now!"
Bret Hart music hits
Giant: "Bret hart I willl out wrestle you...."
Freddie: "Shut up you pencil neck geek, Bret will chew you up and spit you out!"
DDT to giant
arm bar to giant
into the turnbuckle
1,2........
Lola is on the apron
eye rake to Bret
Bret throws Giant into Lola
punches to Giant
sleeper hold to Giant
Giant passes out WINNER BRET HART
Ahmed Johnson: "Cuz if your Tommy Knock and If you got Willy Jakes, I guantee you won't be going home!"
Triple H: "You know Iam that damn good........ I don't give a crap about Fun Friday!"
Triple H: "You want some of me punk?"
Big Show: "See these fists? There the size of frying pans!"
Typhoon: "Everyone shut up, who had the longest reign as Fun Friday Champion?"
Jake Roberts: "I was thinking about a triple threat for the number one contender next week..."
Ax: "Sounds good, whats better Alien vs Predator or Primus?"
Jake Roberts: "Why don't you get some mop water ready....."
Chris Jericho: "Welllllllllllcome to the Highlight reel, the greatet talk show in Fun Friday history! Right now is the contract signing between Mufasa ans Batista!"
Mufasa music hits
Chris Jericho: "Now Mufasa your the Fun friday champion, how the sex life?"
Mufasa: "Lets just say I am the king...hahaha"
Batista theme hits
Jericho: "Now Batista your taking Mufasa next week, how does that make you feel?"
Batista: "I'm good, but next week I will be champion and I will be great!"
Mufasa: "We will see when I beat the piss out of you!"
Batista: "You want some take a shot right now!"
Mufasa attacks
Jericho: "Not the highly expensive Jeritron 5000!"
