Warrior: "Welcome everyone to Fun Friday underground! Where there are NO Rules!"
Warrior: "This show will have lots of excitement, chaos AND destrucity!"
Warrior: "YOU WANT TO FIGHT? DO YOU?! DO YOU? WHERE IS GREAT KHALI"
Warrior: "This is the First match in Fun Friday underground history! FEEEEEL the destrucity!"
Warrior: "Ring the bell!"
Warrior: "OK.... He's done.... STOP! THATS GOOD! He's done. WHO WANTS NEXT!"
Captian Lou: "You want a FUCKEN fight? EH? Welll I got a guy C'mon out Colin!"
Khali Stomps Colin Delaney
Lou: BLAAARRRGGHHHHH BLAAAAUHHHHH
Warrior: "Hey you just messed up the carpet!"