Mufasa: "Ask and you shall get, right here right now ring the damn bell!"
William Regal: "Hello Sunshines, There will not be a title match instead you two will face each other in 2 weeks! Next week is the 50th episode so there will be a Battle Royal Rumple with 30 people winner gets a title match some time in the future!"
Giant: "It seems to me, that Anthrocon is coming up...
Lola: "I can't wait to see Bob Uecker in the zoo!"
George Wendt: "OK, what should I say here?
Joe Laracuente: "say your on Fun Friday...."
George Wendt: "Hey, everyone your reading Fun Friday.... was that good?"
Hogan: "Listen Brothers, What happend last week, was like a shot in the arm of Hulkamania, but I promise to all my maniacs it will never happen again!"
Ahmed Johnson: "Martha Keene was gonna live another tender years, BUDDY DIDDEN! He got shot down fdor TYRNDA B. KNIVES!"
Hulk Hogan: "Well maybe you don't know the power of hulkamania brother!"
Typhoon: "I was not pinned last week, I lost the match, so therefore I am suing Fun Friday for breach of contract Regal get your ass out here!"
William Regal: "Typhoon, you can't sue us, why? YOUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEE FIRED!"
Mike Tenay: "Welcome back to Fun Friday, Before the commercial break William Regal Fun Friday GM fired Typhoon!"
Don West: "THAT WAS JUST INNNNNSANEEEEEEE!"
Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from Miami Flordia..... Rocky Maiva!"
(batista music hits)
(spear to Rocky)
(1,2,3 WINNER BATISTA)
Batista: "I will win the Rumple next week!"
Warrior's music hits
Warrior: "Shut your mouth, I will win and for all my little warriors I will win it for the powers of the warriors!"
Spear to Warrior
Batista: "Shut up, I will win!"
Clerance Mason: "This Rumple is lewd, crude, therefore The mighty Warlord will win!"
Joe Laracuente: "What do you have to say to all those on Fun Friday?"
Phil Parsons: "I'm not on Fun friday......"
Joe Laracuente: "Yes you are......."
Phil Parsons: "Who said I was on Fun Friday?"
William Regal: "I just wanted to announce in 2 weeks there will be a mandatory staff meeting!"
Papa Shango: "Why should I go to the staff meeting, I'm just a jobber..."
HTM: "All of you are a bunch of fucking marks! I will show all of you win I win the Rumple!"
Undertaker's music hits
punches to HTM
puts HTM into the post
into the table
tombstone onto the table
1,2,3 WINNER UNDERTAKER
Undertaker: "What a easy way to win the title win the rumple then roll Mufasa, get the title goto Cancun I mean uhh 'Death Valley' and score some puss-"
Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun, ohh BTW Undertaker you are not invited to be in the Rumple!"
