Warrior: "This SHOW WILL BE OUT OF CONTROL!"
Gronk: "This show will be like a frat party with the boys!"
Warrior: "You hang out with boys?"
Gronk: "Yeah all the time BRAH!"
Jerry Lawler's theme hits
Lawler: "I gotta face this discount Halloween decoration!"
Lawler: "Before I piledrive the skelton my friend has something to say!"
Midnight Express by Giorgio Moroder hits
Jim Cornette: "This fucking league has been a joke for too long you are about to see wrestling!"
Cornette: "Last match we saw on this FUCKING show was a MOTHER FUCKING MARSHMELLOW Now you will see some WRESTLING!"
Scareglow's theme hits
Scareglow chokes the king
Scareglow keeps choking the king
Warrior helps Scareglow
Cornette: "YOU ARE NOT GOING INTERJECT IN A FUCKING WRESTLING MATCH!"
Warrior: "I'm not having THE QUEEN win here in my league!"
Chyna low blows Warrior
Cornette punches Warrior
Lawler punches Scareglow
piledriver to Scareglow
WINNER: JERRY THE KING LAWLER
Lawler: "I did what I said I beat the discount skelton!"
Lawler: "How would you rate that?"
Cornette: "FIVE FUCKING STARS TAKE THAT MELTZER YOU FUCK!"