Triple H: "Ya know, I'm the new Fun Friday champion and I will take on all comers, but I will not face The Undertaker! I will face anyone else! I will give Booker T a re-match!"

William Regal: "Well Triple Haitch, if The undertaker faces his oppoents tonight he will be number one contender, his opponents are The Aligator and Jim Neidhart!"


Tony Chimel: "Coming to the ring from Earthrealm.... Scorpion!"
(Big Show's music hits)
(Big Show gives Scorpion The El Paso)

1,2,3 WINNER: THE BIG SHOW

Mike Tenay: "We have via satelite in his home in Como Bluff, Wyoming... The Stegosaurus

Stegosaurus: "Hey Big Show, Hey big show, Does you really want to step into the ring with the only dinosaur of this era and embarrass yourself? Being the coward that you are, I doubt you'll get in the ring."

Big Show: "Hey Stegosaurus, your making the biggest mistake of your life going in the ring with me, I will offically end your species!"

Stegosaurus: "I'm the greatest dinosaur in the world!"

Mike Tenay: "To The back with Skelton Warrior!"
Skelton Warrior: "Yeah, so I lost to Triple H in a dark match on the first ever Fun Friday, so what.. Some people on the Internet are calling me a jobber, Donot Donot call me a jobber! When you reach down in your pants
what do you feel? I don't feel anything, you know why? I'm a Skelton! Stupid Punk ass Bitches!


COMMERCIAL


Booker T: "Ya know what suckas I want a re-match with Triple H right now!"

(JBL's music hits)
JBL: "hahah your not getting a re-match, if anyone desrves a title match on the Fun Friday Roser I won the first ever Fun Friday main Event!"
(Booker hits JBL with a chair)

Randy Orton: "Are you OK Sable?"
Sable: "Yeah, nice to see you..."

Don West: "DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT SABLE SAID IT WAS NICE TO SEE RANDY! THIS IS AWESOME!"

COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "This match is for the number one contender for the intercontintal championship, currently in the ring Chyna!"

(Kane chokeslams Chyna)

1,2,3 WINNER: KANE


COMMERCIAL

RVD: "So, Kane is number one contender for my title, Well I'm going to defeat him!"
Genie Jeff Hardy: "I'm do fucked up right now..."

Randy Savage: "You know what Rob, I'm tired of this this is what I think!"

(Ax attacks Randy Savage)

Ax: "Randy Savage I challenge you to a ladder match!"

Mike Tenay: "To the back with mufasa pez?!"

Mufasa pez: "JR, You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Jim. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life."

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring from The Technodrome.... Tokka!"
(mr. perfects music hits)



(Perfect Plex to Tokaa 1,2,3 WINNER: MR. PERFECT)

COMMERCIAL

Tony Chimel: "Currently in the ring From The Bayou the Aligator and his partner from Reno Nevada Jim Neidhart!)

(Undertaker chokes Jim with his boot)

(Undertaker beats The Aligator with a doorstop)
(Underaker pins Jim Neidhart)

JR: "Bah gawd You have beaten my opponents, you will not beat Lance Storm!"
Lance Storm: "This show makes no sense when I beat you I will then take out Triple H and win the Fun Friday title! Then once Fun Friday Champion I will clean up this Fed get rid of the dinosaurs, reptiles and other nonsense!"
(tombstone to Lance Storm 1,2,3 WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER)


Joe Laracuente: "I hope everyone had fun!"