Mike Tenay: "Everyone in the ring for the mandatory Staff Meeting.."
Don West: "WHERE IS THE UNDERTAKER? THIS IS JUST SOOO WRRRONGGG!"
Willaim Regal: "Hello everyone, and welcome to the staff meeting!"
Warrior: "I don't give a crap about the staff meeting or anyone! I care about me myself and I!"
Willaim Regal: "Thats nice to know, who is next to speak?"
Clerance Mason: "My Cilent the warlord hasn't been booked on Fun Friday fot the past month..."
Willaim Regal: "Well it's the season labor is really high right now..."
Splinter: "What the fuck do you mean I think your making that up so you don't have to see my sons the turtles on Fun Friday!"
Willaim Regal: "I'm sure the turtles will job, don't take it personal all of your checks will be cut drastically..."
JR: "Thats bull-shit bah gawd!"
spear to JR
Batista: "I want a title shot!"
Willaim Regal: "People in hell want ice water thats too bad you have to earn it..."
Classie Freddie Blassie: "Listen you pencil neck geek Bret here has been destroying mid carders for long enough it's time for a title shot!"
Bret Hart: "I'm the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be!"
Willaim Regal: "Ohh thats right your a great wrestler Bret.... well Your not on the schedule for the next month..."
Big Show: "I am so sick of jobbing to the Undertaker when will this stop?!"
Willaim Regal: "Oh thats right Undertaker isn't here Undertaker.....YOOOOOUUURRRRRR FIRED!!!!!!"
Pluto: "woof... woof......woof?"
Willaim Regal: "Pluto you can clock out.....labor is too high...."
Ahmed Johnson: "Mufasa, if you got WILLIE JAKES be fuckin' ready this is the big dog now!"
Jake Roberts: "I hate this place......"
Ax: "Regal said when were Managers we wern't organized.. I want a beer."
Greg Valentine: "It sucks were getting a decrease in pay..."
Papa Shango: "We all have to make sacrifices......."
Corn: "................."
chokeslam to Corn
Kane: "NO FUCKING RULES!"
Triple H: "THE only reason I live is to be champion Mufasa I will take the title damn it!"
Mufasa music hits
Mufasa attacks HHH
throws HHH out of the ring
dive to HHH
suplex to HHH
1,2.........
kickout
Mufasa carries HHH backstage
HHH beats Mufasa with a weapon
HHH puts Mufasa into the Parmesan box
HHH puts a can of beans on Mufasa
puts Mufasa into the wall
chokes Mufasa
fighting ontop of a platform
HHH: "Long live the king........"
Mufasa: "This scene is so over done........"
Mufasa falls
HHH poses
the platform gives
HHH falls
the platform lands on HHH
Scott Steiner: "Size really does matter.........bitch!"
Scott Steiner: "The only thing I care about are my freaks and my peaks!"
1,2,.........3
Tony Chimel: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER ANNNND STILL FUN FRIDAY CHAMPION MUFASA!
Undertaker rides in
Undertaker: "You can't fire me, why I know the REAL owner of Fun Friday Joe Laracuente isn't the REAL owner!"
Undertaker: "John Laracuente is the REAL owner! How do you like that?! You have been exposed!"
Joe Laracuente: "Undertaker I will make your life a living hell, BTW I hope everyone had fun........"