Rikishi: "Welcome to the samoan organization! We got a great match with my two sons!"
Rocky Johnson: "This is the SPOT to watch!"




Jimmy Uso: "YEAH WE HAND PICK OUR GUYS WE FACE!"
Jey Uso: "AND I SAY UCE Y'ALL SAY OHHHHHHHHH! UCCCCCEEEEEEE!"




Rikishi: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHH We got some turtles!"




double drop kick to the turtles




Jimmy Uso: "I gotta get my shit in!"
Jey Uso: "GO GET YA SHIT IN MY UCE!"




moonsault off the ladder




1....2....3
WINNERS THE USOS




The Rock's theme hits


Rocky Johnson: "MY SON is here!"




The Rock: "FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY THE ROCK HAS RETURNED HOME!"




The Rock: "Now The Rock heard you two eariler you hand pick?"




The Rock: "Nawww The Rock doesn't go for that don't you think you guys should face real guys?




Jimmy Uso: "We beat turtles an-"
The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! You guys really beat some turtles?"




The Rock: "The Rock says he will bring in a tag team and this tag team will give you two a real fight!"




Rikishi: "Dwyane this goes against our family rules we handpick out opp-"
The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK You thong wearing fatty!"




Rock: "THERE WILL BE A REAL TAG TEAM HERE NEXT WEEK IF YA SMEELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!"