Rikishi: "I want to update everyone my son Jey Uso will be out of action for a while."
Rikishi: "We stick together as a family we need to pay his hospital bills so I have sold air time to wellll Roddy Piper!"
Jimmy Uso: "DADDD? WHY? WE Gonna have dat racist here?"
Rikishi: "Well son, uhhh yeah next week but we will make sure he stays in line!"
Rikishi: "Yoko show em how it's done show Piper what happens if you make our people mad!"
Yokozuna: "BANAZAIIIIIIIII!"
Rikishi: "Here comes a turtle!"
kick to the turtle
Yokozuna: "BANZAaaaaiiiiiiii!"
1......2..........3
WINNER: YOKOZUNA
Jimmy Uso: "AAY Rodney Piper you see dis dis is wut happens if you say anyting BAD!"
Jimmy: "Hold up let me get em in the right spot!"
Jimmy climbs the ladder
Rikishi: "You know who will keep Piper in line... Dewey.. Next week we go Hollywood!"