SOMEWHERE IN THE CATACOMBS OF ROME

Warrior: "Can you hear THE WARRIOR? WARRIOR HAS ARRIVED IN THE SECRET CHAMBER!"


Warrior: "So this is Where they have THE FUCKING POPE? BRING ME THE CHALICE!"








Rene Young: "Welcome to Rome! I am your hostess Rene Young and we are so excited to be here in Rome!"
Tito Santanta: "Yes.......... Very uhh excited this is a great country and lots of uhhh great uhhh people!"






Rene Young: "Lets bring out the king!"




Jerry The King Lawler's theme hits






Jerry Lawler: "Where's that boogeyman I want to face that guy in a bad Halloween costume!"


Lawler: "C'mon out Boogeyman When Boogeyman was born his birth certificate is was an apology letter."


Boogeyman crawls to the ring






Lawler: "You can take the Halloween costume off it's June! I bet when you were little, you had to trick-or-treat by phone."






Lawler: "He aint listening ok I'll just beat some sense into then!"






punches to Boogeyman






Boogeyman chokes Lawler






Lawler kicks boogeyman in the balls


2nd rope fist drop to Boogeyman


1.......2........3
WINNER: JERRY LAWLER






Jerry Lawler: "OK..... OK Where's that Not so great Khali?"


Lawler: "Boy that Khali is a dumb giant he went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone!"




Great Khali's theme hits






Lawler: "This guys is bigger than the roman coliseum but dumber than the stone!"




Khali chokes Lawler






boot to Lawler






Lawler trips Khali




punches to Khali




choke to Lawler




more choking to Lawler




Captian Lou: "AYY you dere big Frankenstein whaddaya looken at huh?"




Lou: "Y'all come to my home country I show you when in Rome!"


Lou: "WHEN IN ROME YOU DO DA THING YA KNOW?"


Khali chokes Lawler and Lou


Lawler low blows Khali


chop block to Khali


2nd rope fist drop to Khali


1.............2................


...............3
WINNER: JERRY LAWLER


Rene Young: "Wow What a show! See everyone next week back here in Rome!"
Tito Santana: "Uhhhhhhhh yeah in Rome..."


Tito: "I think he passed out oh my!"



Warrior: "WARRIORS HEAR THE WARRIOR IS GETTING CLOSER TO ENDING THIS MANIA!"


Warrior: "Warrior Wildness will become immortal if the gods can hear warrior... Warrior wants to talk to GOD!"