Roddy Piper: "Yeah Piper's pit here I bought time from those samoan guys. OK sooo I watch wrestling dese days ok...."




Piper: "And I watch wrestling on some other show dey got a guy talking to God? I never do dat ok I take action!"




Piper: "And my guest knows the word action like me he be in movies and he's related to every samoan on the planet!"




Piper: "Awww well ya know does usos he be related to dem too! When de usos sit on the couch eating raw fish it's called a Tuosittinsofa!"




Piper: "HA OK And those Afa and Sika I known dem for a long time heck I was there when dey were fresh off da boat OK?"




The Rock's theme hits




Piper: "C'mon on down dewey! I knowns ya for a long time heck I was there when you climbed ya first tree ya rockajabroni you!"


Piper: "Welcome to piper's pit and I hear ya got a big movie coming out on black friday and samoan saturdee right tell me bout dat!"
Rock: "Hold up, hold up You called the rock a rock a jabroni?"




Rock: "Yeah Piper know your role AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You should apologize to the rock!"
Piper: "Aaaw c'mon Dewey I knows ya dad...."




Rock: "One more chance sooo.. Are you going to apologize to the rock yes or no?"
Piper: "Me? I don't apologize for nothin' man NOTHING you understand me?"




Rock: "This was not fair to The Rock you said The rock was a jabroni!"
Piper: "NUTTIN AT ALL EVER! Me saying sorry NO NOT ME MAN!"




Rock: "Listen to the rock you invite the rock to what looks like a pizza shop and well PipeJabroni you know how many great movies the rock has been in?"
Piper: "It's the pit and Yeah like that baywatch movie right?"




Rock: "The Rock doesn't count that one!"
Piper: "Well hot rod does and if you got a problem young man I will turn my back.."




Piper: "I know if you are man if you don't jump me from behind ok so dewey lets see if you grown up."




Rock attacks Piper




Rock: "Everyone loves Piper yeah ok The Rock puts on a skirt and talks like a 2nd grader The rock can do that!"




Rock: "The Rock won't do that tho but Check this out THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS know that piper is a B list actor!"




Rock: "And The Rock says piper is a jabroni! IF YAAAAAA SMELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!"