Rene Young: "Welcome to Fun Friday underground And well last week made some headlines!"
Tito Santana: "And uhhh so will uhhh dis week right Rene?"
Rene Young: "Yeah I think so I will get whomever God is or maybe it's actually God on Skype a little later."
Tito Santana: "Dats great and I plan on going to see Lou later..."
Jerry Lawler's theme hits
Jerry Lawler: "Welll I made the news again.... show the tweets that dweeb sent out."
Lawler: "Dave consistently frames things in such a way to try to hurt the people and the organization he doesn't like."
Lawler: "And the dweeb turns a blind eye to those he does and that to me makes him a dweeb.."
Big Cass: "Ayy Lawler what you did last week to my girlfriend was bullshit!"
Lawler: "I just wanted some pork rinds."
Cass: "You will pay for this!"
Lawler: "Normally I buy pork rinds at the gas station for a dollar thats how much Nia Snacks is worth right?"
Lawler: "I don't care what you or the dweeb says I'm here to fight!"
Lawler: "And I'll show the dweeb I can wrestle and I'll take on anybody from new japan or new china."
Lawler punches Cass
puts Cass in to the turnbuckle
Lawler: "You watching this oh thats right you can't see! HAHA a blind pig!"
second rope fist drop to Cass
1...........2..........3
WINNER: JERRY LAWLER
Lawler: "Bring on any Japan or China or any asian wrestler with Nia Snacks I'll have pork fried rice!"
Ronda Rousey: "Get outta my way! That BITCH Wendy Richter C'mon out I want to kick your ASS!"
Rousey: "I saw last week you were out with MY MAN He's mine!"
Wendy Richter: "Rousey I've known Ter- I mean Maniacos for years it's not what you think."
Rousey: "I'm gonna kick your hillbilly asss you man stealer!"
Wendy: "Can you let me explain!"
Maniacos: "We got bigger things to worry about."
Maniacos: "C'mon Rousey Wendy is trying to help us!"
Rene Young: "My guest I got interview to find out what the heck is going on here is our owner.. Warrior!"
Warrior: Soon warrior will have something that will give warrior... ultimate POWER! Enough power to rule the world!"
Rene: "What are you talking about warrior?"
Warrior: "A very special treasure a chalice."
Rene: "How can a chalice give you power is it valuable? You going to sell it? I know you have money isssues."
Warrior: "No... no this chalice has the power of an ancient secret... It has greater power than God himself!"
Rene: "Really can I have one?"
Warrior: "NO! God has chosen the warrior to be the person to get it...... God will lead the warrior to it!"
Warrior: "And get it...... warrior shall.... And Warrior will have ULTIMATE power!"
Rene: "We got Undertaker on Skype so 'taker last week we saw God. And God had something on you would wear we are all thinking uhhh was that you?"
Undertaker: "HAHA no Rene I am here in Houston happily retired."
Michelle McCool: "HA and Mark was here siting here watching CNN all day and we are so happy in retirement now!"
Captian Lou: "Tito thanks for showing up again this time you put pants on!"
Tito Santana: "Uhhh yeah thanks my man I am uhhh so happy to be here!"
Lou: "Aw here comes Maniacos right now!"
Maniacos: "I want some red and yellow wine DUDE!"
Maniacos: "You stil have that robot dude?"
Lou: "Naw I got rid of em dat robot caused so many problems."
Rousey takes down Wendy
Rousey spears Wendy
Rousey puts Wendy through the table
Lou: "Dis can't be good for business..."
Billy Graham: "The service at this resturant is terrible."
SOMEWHERE IN THE CATACOMBS OF ROME
Warrior: "GOD! Can you hear the Warrior? Where is the chalice?"
God: "The chalice is in the Pope's private quarters...."
God: "Inside is a room......... I will guide you and you will become the new God!"